#clarz

[nonappetittk]

clarz replied to your post “Is that why she's never in the background of any other videos? She...”

she did a video with ny mag about her daily routine where she says she spends most of her days testing recipes from home, i think for the cookbook she was writing, so she's definitely not in the test kitchen all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEsYJa0BJA

OoOoooo

[1000-directions]

it was very considerate of carly rae jepsen to release a new album the day before i drove two and half hours to have breakfast with @clarz

[kristsune]

Music ask game

tagged by @thebisexualmandalorian thank you love <3 

rules: list 10 songs you’re obsessed with and tag 10 people

Rubblebucket - lemonade (my dudes, the horns in this are amazing) JD McPherson - Gentle Awakening Queens of the Stone Age - Domesticated Animals This entire tiny desk performance by Perfume Genius Radiohead - Daily Mail Killers - The Man Thundercat - Them Changes  Aphex Twin - Orphans Lewis Del Mar - Puerto Cabezas, NI Phantogram - Don’t Move

tagging @queerlyalex @clarz @sleepy-skittles @itsybitsylemonsqueezy @50-points-for-ravenclaw @batdad @lena221bee @deepseacritter @lolahardy and anyone else who would like to do this! (and no pressure if you don’t want to <3 )

[lavenderek]

clara your faith in me is inspiring and undeserved!!! this story is steeped in internalized misogyny and homophobia that i did not include in this post!

it is bad. it is hilarious but it is Bad

[scottstiles]

“I want to be Brad Pitt’s love slave....Cheese Factory, I guess.” (1x3)

[mildlymaddy]

A little while ago @clarz tagged absolutely everyone on the planet to do this meme, so I thought I’d oblige. Although I don’t know why, since my handwriting is fucking HORRENDOUS. This is what you get when you spend your days typing on a computer - I say, trying hard to pretend my handwriting wasn’t always like this...

I’m also tagging everyone on the planet because I love handwriting. ^_^

Please write your name, url, capitals, lowercase, numbers, sun sign, birthday, fav colour, fav show, neat handwriting, and messy handwriting.

[whitachi]

I showed a friend @clarz‘s literally perfect post “how i wanna push every member of one direction onto the ground, in specific and unnerving detail“ to a friend and she loved it so much she had it made into an attractive print to be displayed in her home office. Thank you for this post, clarz, for it has really helped the people in my and her life understand the way we feel about One Direction.

[mermaid-reyes]

indigo, wine, fallow (because i HAD to pick the weird ones!!!) also i don't remember the homie one--chartreuse?--but that one too!

indigo = i’ve been following you for a long timewine = you make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym classfallow = i want to run through the Northern wilderness with youchartreuse = you’re my homie

the weird ones are the best ones imo

you know, i can still remember when you followed me! you and @queerlyalex at the same time and i was lowkey bricking it because you two were both a Pretty Big Deal in my eyes

also fun fact: i have never in my life climbed a rope hanging from the ceiling, they don’t inflict that upon children in australia, that’s just yet another facet of The American Nightmare. so idk what that feels like

let’s go wilderness running homie!