Aw hell yeah I love British murder mystery series character we got the
Busybody spinster who knows all the hot gossip
Saucy 50 year old cougar with short hair sexually harassing every younger fellow she comes across
Doddering old man who enjoys his fiddly little nature hobbies but is secretly a huge sex pervert
An unflappable geriatric queen who used to perform Shakespeare
Overbearingly conservative and ambitious housewife who will stop at nothing to throw the greatest garden party the village has ever seen despite her householdās rocky financial situation which she is keeping carefully under wraps to keep face
The noble title land and traditions that have been passed down our family line for countless generations
A dull and cowardly large breed dog who loves people
A sharp and spunky small breed dog with a weird name that is āsharp as a whipā and knows bad news when he sees it
An eccentric and dying old aristocrat with a huge estate who just had a tumultuous family dinner with his twelve insufferable potential heirs and the one likeable black sheep who is about to have no siblings at all
Really really skinny guy dressed like a twelve year old accountant who has a stalker shrine in his attic
A frumpy and awkward woman with glasses who also has a stalker shrine in her attic
A cat that hates everybody
Homeless tramp with a wagon
Rich misogynistic prick who likes horses
The detectiveās clever love interest who is very different in many ways and appreciates classical arts
Weirdly Specific Annual Festival #4,342
A cult
A hippy commune that fucks nasty and makes incomprehensible art in the woods
Offbrand names for toxic native flora
A childrenās game youāve never heard of before even once in your entire life called āhoop-in-the-bubblerā or some shit
A local nursery rhyme with sinister connotations
āThe Bishopā
A Vicar with a dark secret
An unhappy married couple who deserve each other because theyāre both just the worst
A blackmail scheme
Secret incest plot twist
Rain at night
The same stock audio of the same fucking mourning dove every six minutes
A body of water that a kid famously drowned in over forty years ago
Three to five old schoolyard friends who once bullied someone to death and conspired to cover it up together until they started being killed off one at a time all these years later
Gaudy floral curtains
