#class alignment

[glowmilk]

character alignments: dental hygiene at a slumber party

lawful good: brings own toothbrush

neutral good: shares their toothpicks

chaotic good: brushes teeth with fingers

lawful neutral: asks for a spare brush

true neutral: rinses with mouthwash

chaotic neutral: wipes teeth with a tissue

lawful evil: doesn't brush teeth

neutral evil: uses someone's toothbrush without asking

chaotic evil: gargles with soap

[bonnettbee]

After much careful deliberation, @sidereanuncia and I propose a new addition to the class alignment system... The "hot mess" category, consisting of "good hot mess", "neutral hot mess", and "evil hot mess".

[bonnettbee]

I am still learning the general class alignment system, and this is my current primitive understanding:

Lawful Good: Would immediately jump in front of a train to save you Neutral Good: Would attempt to warn you the train was coming in hopes of saving you Chaotic Good: Would attempt to derail the train with another train and/or some sort of explosive to save you Lawful Neutral: Would shake their head sadly and wonder why people still hang out on train tracks when they see the train hit you, then call in and file a police report True Neutral: Would wince a bit as they see the train hit you, then go about their day mildly depressed and/or grossed out Chaotic Neutral: Was the idiot friend that convinced you to hang around on the tracks and play chicken with the trains in the first place Lawful Evil: Would invite you to a clandestine meeting on the tracks at night, not show up, hear you got hit by the train, and go to your funeral to avoid suspicion Neutral Evil: Would chill and watch you accidentally get hit by a train, possibly intervening to save you if they thought you were useful to them Chaotic Evil: Would tie you to the railroad tracks and cackle while twirling a handlebar mustache