" Keep in mind, Kuzco Academy is no ordinary school. None of that readin' and writin'. Uh-uh. This is more vocational than educational. And in case you care, here are some of the sorry excuses for classes I'll be taking (I like the last one though): "
Squirrel Squeaking - the rudiments of tree rodent communication
Llama Herding - The harmonics of animal organization
Dung Shoveling - Theories in manure conveyance
Peasant Sciences - How to work, cook and smell like a peasant
Kuzcology - The study of our groovy Emperor.
OTHER Classes mentioned in the show;
Gym Class.
Knot Tying Class.
Jungle Survival Class.
Science Class.
Kuzcogarten.
Art Class.
Ancient History Class.
Business Class.
*From The Emperor's New School Pitch Bible.












