Feb 27, 2019
Syl: You can't fuck mothman, he'd just be more attracted to a lamp
Me: I could wear a headlamp
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Syl: You can't fuck mothman, he'd just be more attracted to a lamp
Me: I could wear a headlamp
Apparently I jumped the gun here....
Morning Announcements: *something about the upcoming prom*
Student #1: I wonder if anyone has ever asked a teacher to the prom before.
Student #2: Hey, Ms. M-
Me: NO!
Student #2: What? I had a question about the worksheet...
Me: Oh...I thought you were going to ask me to prom.
Student #2: ....
Me: I would have said "No" anyways..
Student #2: *uses finger to trace fake tear down side of face*
Refined people do not play the hurdy gurdy
Quote of the day: "She did just get shot at, maybe I shouldn't be such a dick."
Crime is an art. You have to be that violin in the void. If you master it, you’re a God among sheep.
Andrew Scott (Moriarty) in his Vogue interview
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster.
Nietzsche
“Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.”
Ann Landers
The naked mole rat is neither a mole or a rat but it is naked. Just like everything else.
Confucius 1987