#class shenanigans

[nbl-str-nvs]

Skipping class to go to indy testing is worth it i think

[axxxrael]

can someone bomb my econ teacher pls

[dreamiecatcher]

What has my class unleashed today

Uhhh apparently they gave these Luce dolls then this happened

Bonus with my Luce doll which I had pulled off her necklace looking thing and clipped on the keyring for easier recognition (in case my mom wants me to bring it back home lol)

[snacho-to-ur-nacho]

once i was studying for engineering finals in class with my friends and a boy sitting at another table said something like 'i wish i was a girl witj big boobs so i could get free milk from them for cereal' and it took us all a minute of processing and i still think about that moment months later

[slavic-roots-western-mind]

Class shenanigans #3

We were talking about superhero movies and our teacher asked if we knew who the most famous superhero in china is, and one classmate replied "Kungfu panda". Oml i swear i never saw our kind and sweet teacher go off like that 😭😭😭, it was so hysterical, her being idk infuriated? shocked? vexed? amused? all that and more? at the suggestion of the panda being a superhero? the classmate covering, not knowing what he just unleashed? everyone laughing at the sudden onset of hysteria?

chaos all around basically.

[booksrbetterthanpeople]

I’m bored. Marc’s pissed and decided to make it Lila’s problem. Will I include this in Mme. Mendeleiv Class Shenanigans? We shall see

Alya: Marc did what? Well, that does sound like him at all.

Lila: It’s true! He cornered me in the locker room and said he’d make my life a living hell! (Little does Alya know, this is the one time she’s telling the truth)

Alya: Well, don’t worry, Lila. The others and I will have a talk with him

*Later*

Marc: *On the phone* Alya, you and the others know me. I’d never do anything like that. Honestly, I just feel so terrible that Lila misunderstood my little message of peace and love. But you know what? I’m gonna have a little talk with her to apologize.

*Marc hangs up his phone and continues to hold Lila’s phone high above the floor, threatening to drop it*

Marc: Well! Somebody’s a fucking tattletale! But, you know, Lila, I am impressed with how clean you keep your locker, so organized and pristine. Boy, it would be a shame if someone were to mess that up somehow… *Writes a bunch of profanities on the locker door in Lila’s hand writing* Well, looky here! It’s a good thing locker inspection isn’t today. Oh, yeah, I forgot. IT IS! *Pulls out a clipboard* My goodness, Lila! Are these curse words written on your locker?! I’m gonna have to give you a D-.

Lila: You monster! What do you want?!

Marc: Nothing. I’m just pissed off for no reason. And you were in my line of sight.

[creator-of-calm-queer-chaos]

An interaction from yesterday’s English Class

My teacher: Where’s [student]? 

Me, the resident tumblr user, and slightly high on pain meds: It’s the Ides of March

My teacher: It is. Are you suggesting that [student] got stabbed in the back by a bunch of Roman senators or just making an observation? 

[gameguy20100]

Kim: So unicorns?

Rose: Definitely real.

Kagami: Why would a horse need a horn?

Kim: Self defence. Duh.

Chloe: You know what should go in myth? A guy who knows where the G spot is.

Marinette: Chloe! Contribute or leave!

Kim: Yeah, that's the third time you've made that joke.