A family game of Monopoly...
Martin insists on being the banker. He spends the entire game calling everyone out on their terrible financial decisions. Catchphrase: “that would never work with the state our economy’s in”
Jackie will only buy a property if she fancies it. She is definitely the one who is constantly landing on free parking and ends up really rich by accident. Catchphrase: “well, it’s just a bit of fun!”
Johnny attempts to haggle with the banker during every purchase and rip everyone off with his ridiculous black-market-style deals. Everyone has to check his chance cards because they are somehow always good ones. Catchphrase: “trust me, I’m a real estate agent, I know what I’m doing”
Adam never gets the chance to buy houses because he’s always missing one property from each set. The only time anyone lands on his properties is when he’s in jail. Catchphrase: “why do I always have to be the iron?”
