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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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we're not kids anymore.
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Discoholic 🪩
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@incorrectfridaynightdinner
This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
the long game
Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps
I’d be a fuckin comedy legend.
Imagine making a dick joke and having it outlast the entire human race. Monumental.
I didn't think there'd be any more fnd after that ending, but it just feels weird to know there'll never be any more. Idk man.
Oh I totally get you! Hard to believe that it will never bless our screens again with a Christmas special or something
Rest in peace Paul Ritter ❤️
Johnny: It’s a car!
Adam:
Pusface: what do we want?
Pissface: weed
Pusface: when do we want it?
Pissface: weed
Pusface: wait, you said that already
Pissface: what do we want?
Pusface: weed...now I'm confused
Jackie: What is your report card doing on the ceiling?!
Johnny: You said bring my grades up
Jackie: I did say that, lemme see
Martin: I can explain
Jackie: Can you?
Martin: If you give me a minute to think of a lie
Martin: no, I don't believe in ghosts, ghosts can never do what they set out to do, ghosts can never follow their dreams, fuck you ghosts
Johnny: yes, we screwed up and yes, you warned us and yes, I don't know where I'm going with this, but I do know this, I have reached the end of my sentence.
Jackie: every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in the no-yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with
Johnny: With my business acumen...
Martin: My scientific know-how...
Adam: And I'm also here
@incorrectfridaynightdinner
I didn't get the number wrong, Martin just has more problems...
Haha 😂 tbh I didn't even notice the different numbers! Maybe he has more problems or... maybe just way more things to discuss...? Microscopes, Isaac Newton, the state of the economy, the moon, caravans, hormone levels in young male gibbons, internet food, the principles of magnetism. He'd get the conversation spindle out, and go on all night, causing Twitter to crash and a major internet outage!! He could be deployed as a secret weapon to stop Trump's ridiculous tweeting! There's a fanfic to be written there! 😂 Excellent blog, @incorrectfridaynightdinner mooooore pls! 👍
@incorrectfridaynightdinner
I didn't get the number wrong, Martin just has more problems...
Haha 😂 tbh I didn't even notice the different numbers! Maybe he has more problems or... maybe just way more things to discuss...? Microscopes, Isaac Newton, the state of the economy, the moon, caravans, hormone levels in young male gibbons, internet food, the principles of magnetism. He'd get the conversation spindle out, and go on all night, causing Twitter to crash and a major internet outage!! He could be deployed as a secret weapon to stop Trump's ridiculous tweeting! There's a fanfic to be written there! 😂 Excellent blog, @incorrectfridaynightdinner mooooore pls! 👍
@incorrectfridaynightdinner
I didn't get the number wrong, Martin just has more problems...
Jackie: what is wrong with you?
Martin: I'll try to be brief 1/497
Suggestion for the Alison mystery: after much pressure Johnny named a random person he knew, thinking none of his family knows them. Unfortunately, Adam knows someone who knows them (or someone else who knows them. Or... Well, you get the point), who then keeps him updated on Alison and Simon. Adam's never actually met Alison though, its entirely his friend's words...
Ooh, very creative anon, I like it
