#classic tho

[cry-your-own-goddamn-river]

Me while stretching my arms above my head : god I hope no one falls in love w me bc they caught a glimpse of that flash of skin on my stomach when my t-shirt rode up a lil 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[y0rkminster]

Me: *signs in using my usual passcode*

Microsoft OneNote (tm): Your password is incorrect.

Me: *resets passcode*

Me: *enters usual passcode*

Microsoft OneNote (tm) : Your new password can't be the same as your old password

[benjamingamel]

We were actually playing well like it wasn't bad it was even

[physics-laughs]

classic student #4

the cashier’s face when you buy 2 bottles of spirits, a monster energy drink and 5 packets of ready made rice at the local asda

[jalzir]

Accidentally followed back a spammy porn blog and finally had that 'suddenly porn!' moment that tumblr is so famous for.

[girl-from-another-dimension]

The Doctor's Wife

[notalarrie]

showered and made it back in time for Halloween town two literally fastest shower I’ve ever taken anyone wanna be mine now

[pomegranatepit]

I remember panicked circles at the terminal in tears, how I wept to god in fits

I've hated airports ever since