#classics?

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[illicreatxm]

✵ Jesse and Laura uwu

christmas with the cuties! [accepting!] | @astrologicallyperfect

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off? Laura is no good at untangling stuff and she gets pissy easily compared to Jesse, so it’s gonna be her

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting? Jesse would pick through them and finish them and Laura would get mad. But it wouldn’t be in one sitting - it would be in multiple sittings and as he goes about his day

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? Laura!!! More because she wants to point out how ridiculous they are, not because she actually enjoys them. Jesse sighs as he goes along with it

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas? I’m not sure? Laura grew up on the Christmas classics and Christmas pop so she’d want those above Michael sorry. Not sure about Jesse tho

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping? Laura always likes taking a peek at what Jesse got her, so sometimes he gets it wrapped at the mall, sometimes he just hides the present really well

who insists on making snow angels? Laura does!! And then when she’s standing all proud of her angel Jesse tackles her into the snow and they have a snowball fight

who put christmas outfits on all the pets? Laura tried to tell him not to. She really did. But Jesse put them on. Someone *cough*Gabbie*cough* gave him the idea of the dogs acting out the nativity scene and he wanted little shepherd dogs and angel dogs and the different animals in the manger and-

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in? Jesse definitely prefers a quiet day in. But they never get out of it and are forced to go to Laura’s family Christmas gathering yearly otherwise Laura gets endless calls all year round. It’s always awkward because her dad is a racist bastard and yet again, they’re being asked when they’re having kids

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers? Jesse refuses every time until he sees how sad she is and puts it on reluctantly

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? Jesse! Because he hid the present really well this year and as the Santa for the local mall’s promo event he must deliver the gift to those who have been good and Laura is always good

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year? Laura suggested it and Jesse seemed chill about it but was panicking about it to Dimitri for weeks

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? Laura. Jesse takes them all down and kisses her everywhere he can in the house to make a point

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm? Gotta be the lightweight, Jesse :)

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real? Both of them, because they were in a fight. They panicked when they realised the kids were watching

[summerfitzy]

okay but can we talk about the shelves of books next to charles’s bed

like

the guy literally surrounded his bed with books

how is manon still resisting him

now i can’t stop thinking about them having chill nights in, once they start dating, where they just read together w/ hot cocoa and wine

[biclassics]

very few things make me happier than my school fixing the ac in the theology library so i can consult their little greek and latin dictionaries in peace

[backintheblackparade]

I was trawling around AO3 and I just found out it has 21 works archived for The Canterbury Tales. Humanity is Wild, my dudes.

[optimysticals]

Next Up In Movies Adrian Has Somehow Never Seen:

Conan: The Barbarian -

I don't know, apparently my childhood was lacking in a certain type of 'classic'. But tonight's docket includes Conan and all his muscles on the big screen in the studio while I work on Sex Criminals jewelry. 

[aradia-is-a-party]

[I wonder what kind of music likes to aradia in canon, for the parties and that... hmmm] (?)