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Comparing prices online and in-person.

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Let’s make sushi m4mw

Dry hamster food just isn’t for me, but neither is using the stove due to my small size.  Last week, I came across a sushi roll on the counter and have since then become addicted.

Anyways, this weekend, I have the house to myself.  There’s more than enough seaweed, rice, and fish  for you, me, and a few more curious critters.  

Let’s have a blast with a Saturday Night Sushi!

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Looking for a thick-skinned man w4m

All you guys be a bunch of softies.  I ain’t one to settle for nice or rich, what I want is a real man that can stand his own.  

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someone to laugh with - m4wm

I enjoy pulling pranks on people, but more so on joggers.  Looking for someone to help hold the other end of the string to trip some more humans.  

I don't care if you're male or female, cow or crow. Just need someone  unashamed of a little shenanigans.

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Weight loss accountability partner m4mw

My doctor gave me a strict green diet, but I am still gaining a massive amount of weight.  Need someone to talk to for support and accountability.

I at least feel a little better after reading my horoscope since it said – big changes are in your near future.

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MEN ARE PIGS!!! w4w

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MEN.  THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FILTHY BOARS, AND WE'RE EXPECTED TO LISTEN TO THEM? UH UH, NO MORE.  COME ON LADIES, WE DON'T NEED TO PUT UP WITH THEIR DIRTY HABITS ANY MORE!

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Bubblebath for two w4m

It's been a long week and I'm ready to spend some time in the the tub.  There's plenty of space for two.  

Leave your favorite scented candle in the subject line.

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Running buddy w4w

I’m a highly competitive sprinter in need of a new running buddy since the last two could never keep up. If you’re a bit nervous, we can always stick to the roads under 35mph...well...that is at least at first.

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