#clear a path

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Clear a Path

"Why do guards always look surprised when we bash them?" asked Ruric. "I think they expect a bribe," said Thar.

Artist: Karl Kopinski TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[charbroiledpotatoes]

Say what you want about awards and diplomas and titles and shit, nothing makes me feel more powerful than walking up to a crosswalk and having the light change to green at the exact moment I arrive.

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Clear a Path

"Why do guards always look surprised when we bash them?" asked Ruric. "I think they expect a bribe," said Thar.

Artist: Karl Kopinski TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[brainrotcharacters]

THEEEEEEERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[brytnoter]

[mc-thanks]

Day 4

I am thankful that while some sounds I hear mean something terrible and saddening has happened, the sound itself is a signal that help is on the way.

[magic-reactions]

the flavor text says some boring stuff about bashing heads, but i really think Fezzik did it best: what better way to clear a path than having a giant shout “everybody move!”?

[bullymagnet]

[isaac smacking cardboard cutouts of johnny and max against each other]

based upon THIS silly thing