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if i look back, i am lost
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@magic-reactions
What’s he tormented by? wearing clothing? [in a dramatic voice] Oh, my life is so hard! forced to wear artificial fabrics instead of the egyptian cotton i deserve! what is this, 100 thread count polyester??? [back to normal voice] should have thought of that before you became a hero, dude. their lives are all suffering.
is your pet too clever? do they keep escaping their cone of shame and biting their stitches? try the Cone of Flame™: you’ll never have that problem again!
the flavor text says some boring stuff about bashing heads, but i really think Fezzik did it best: what better way to clear a path than having a giant shout “everybody move!”?
them: ouch. that sounds painful.
me: you don’t want to bathe in dragonfire?
them: i don’t think my fragile meat shell would survive that
this looks like the most improbably useless thing ever, aside from the armor some of the women wear in this game
that doesn’t look like a mugging, it looks like a murder!
a fistful of forks
“i thought it said Infuse with the Elephants.” *looks at card* “though if you aren’t paying attention, the image does kinda look like an elephant.”
Is he fancy?
Them: I thought it said ghostbusters.
Me: Ironic as it too is a ghost.
dude totally looks like a mark.
"does this look infected?"
“jesus christ, mark! siri where’s the nearest walk-in clinHEY GET OFF ME, MAN, WHAT THE HEghrghghghglghlllhghglghgghlg”
“Look at this stuff; isn’t it neat […]”
“Where is David Bowie? That fucker stole my kid."
*Sings* We are looking for Blue’s Clues, We are Looking for Blue’s Clues, Wonder where they are!”
Me: Huh… so new head canon: Jace’s new nickname is Blue.
just punch a fuckin’ bear in the face. just go for it. punch a fuckin’ bear.
forlorn pseudomama? what??? ooooh, look at the art, she’s totally a pseudo-mama, she’s stealing children! some little girl, and anakin skywalker. poor ani.
yeahhhhh, i….i just don’t like this body. it clashes with the drapes