I NEED everyone to know about the giant super-buff robot that just kinda hangs out around NFL football games. No, hangs out isn't exactly correct. He haunts them. That's him at the top there, and while I couldn't capture it, he is fully animated during the halftime bullshit. Watching. Judging.
If you're not into football (and this is tumblr, so why would you be) but that's the giant super-ripped robot that is the... mascot? of fox sports. Here's a more complete (and oddly sexual) promotional photo of him. His name is Cleatus, by the way. Cleatus.
I've seen him around so often, and I wanted to know more, so I googled it, and holy shit, I need everyone to see this article:
https://www.fastcompany.com/90293253/the-secret-history-of-cleatus-foxs-enduringly-weird-football-robot
hello??????
WHAT
HUNH?
STOP
CRYING
WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION? HOW DO I GO ON?
