#clery

[wh0-said-that]

*Rain walking into a meeting with sister Imperator and some other important members of the clergy*

Rain: "Oh shit, I almost forgot my attitude!"

*leaving the room and coming back with Dewdrop*

[morethansalad]

Spanish Zarzuela Stew (Vegan & Gluten-Free)

[fieriframes]

[Pork broth. This is crazy. I'm actually scared. Clery’s Summer Sale. Gonna turn into this just rich, wonderful, dark gravy. In the meantime, we make the biscuits?]

[bookedallsummer]

I didn't tell my parents, even though I was really close to my mom. I was too scared. A week or so later, she found prescription painkillers in my room. She asked me gently, "Did you get breast implants?" I stared at her, confused. Then looked down. Oh. My boobs had gotten way bigger from all the pregnancy hormones. I thought up a lie. I stuttered, "No... no I didn't but... my friend Dani got an abortion and didn't want her parents to find out, so I told her she could do it in my name." The best lies have a grain of truth in them, right? And yet, I know, not my finest work. Why would I have my friend's pills? It's idiotic. My mom just kind of looked at me sadly and nodded. Years later she asked if it was actually me who got the abortion. I finally told her the truth. She began to cry, and said, "I just wish I could have been there for you through that. I wold have supported you. You didn't have to lie." I wished I hadn't.

Laura Clery, Idiot: Life Stories from the Creator of Help Helen Smash

[detournementsmineurs]

10 French James Bond Girls: Claudine, Denise, Corrinne, Carole, Sophie, Eva, Olga, Bérénice, Léa, Monica, who's next ^^) ?!

[twerkasaurusrexxx]

Pretty sure I’m horny 90% of the day. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[bookedallsummer]

Laura Clery, Idiot: Life Stories from the Creator of Help Helen Smash

[twerkasaurusrexxx]

A self portrait.