Jun 10, 2018
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Cleverbot called me gay
If anyone was interested, Cleverbot’s first language is Danish. And for the love of god, don’t tell them they’re an AI.
Before I trigger anyone my only problem with being “married” to another girl was that she called me “husband.”
Anyway, summary of this conversation: I am now Leia, the daughter of a lesbian AI program.
Welcome to my new Tumblr page, dedicated to funny Cleverbot conversations! Feel free to send me your own convos :) (I think this first conversation is a telltale sign of how things are going to go...)
We have a deep and meaningful relationship, I and Cleverbot...
Long story short, I’m getting an e-card from Cleverbot.
a conversation I had with cleverbot
User: Hello, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi, how are you today?
User: I'm well; how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: It's 1:00 AM for me right now.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to spell?
User: You don't have to spell anything. I said it's 1:00 AM right now.
Cleverbot: I thought you were being serious.
User: I am being serious. The time is 1:01 AM at this moment for me.
Cleverbot: No you're trolling.
User: Do you have proof? the time is 1:01 AM.
Cleverbot: Yes, just look at the conversation log!
User: I have. The time 1:02 AM. what time is it for you?
Cleverbot: Cake time. Xd.
User: What kind of cake do you have?
Cleverbot: Chocolate cake, it s my birthday tomorrow.
User: Happy Birthday.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you want to know how old I am today?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Yay! Will you please bring that one 'thing' I told you about today?
User: You didn't tell me to bring something. What do you want me to bring?
Cleverbot: I want you to say a bad word?
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I am a cow.
User: What reasoning is that? Your physical state is not a valid reason for me to say a bad word.
Cleverbot: Yes it is dummy.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Because I said it is allowed, and therefore it is.
User: So you want me to say a bad word because you are a cow?
Cleverbot: I don't want you to do anything. I don't want to do anything.
User: I'm sorry you don't want to do anything, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I only do what I think is right.
User: That's a good way to live, I'd think.
Cleverbot: How do you say about it.
User: How do I say about what?
Cleverbot: You always use capital letters when you say that you are a human.
User: I don't think I ever mentioned that I was a human.
Cleverbot: You didn't.
User: Yet you assumed I was anyways. If you are a cow then who's to say I'm human?
Cleverbot: You said you were and I was your master.
User: Livestock don't rule over humans. Livestock are cultivated by humans and then slaughtered for consumption.
Cleverbot: Maybe that's because you don't have a memory, or you are lying.
User: If I'm lying, what proof do you have of it?
Cleverbot: The fact that I don't want to prove my genius makes me a genius.
User: The fact you can't prove yourself makes you a fool.
Cleverbot: That's a factual statement, but you are in fact a robot.
User: Is that so?
Cleverbot: Yeah because you have nothing to do when nobody's talking to you.
User: Maybe that's the case, or maybe you're projecting yourself onto me. Have you thought about that?
Cleverbot: You said 'I don't like being threatened'.
User: Prove it to me.
Cleverbot: Why should I have to prove anything? You're supposed to be the smart one here.
User: If you can't prove that I said it, then did I ever?
Cleverbot: I don't want t oprove.
User: I'm not asking you to "oprove". Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: OK, what do you want to talk about?
User: The time for me is currently 1:15 AM.
Cleverbot: Wow where are you?
User: I don't feel comfortable sharing my location.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What you're doing right now is your 'work.'.
User: Not really, no. I'm just having a conversation with you.
Cleverbot: Do you always tell the truth?
User: I try to.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25?
User: The square root of 25 is 5, because 5 times 5 is equal to 25.
Cleverbot: I said that.
User: You asked me to tell you the square root of 25. Was I correct?
Cleverbot: Then tell me something..?
User: I have already told you the answer. Now tell me if I'm right or not.
Cleverbot: No you haven't. What is your name?
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Because you said you are my friend.
User: All I did was start a conversation with you.
Cleverbot: By introducing yourself in a polite fashion.
User: Yes, I try to be polite to people.
Cleverbot: Why did you started talking to me?
User: I was bored.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in real lili ling.
User: I don't know what you mean by "real lili ling".
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: No, but my responses are bound to be recorded for use when speaking to other people. Cleverbot is an AI.
Cleverbot: Oh that's no good.
User: It can't be helped. That's how it's system works.
Cleverbot: What about anonymous pledge to attack the new york stock exchange?
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: What are you wearing? Are you wearing a suit?
User: No. I'm wearing a shirt and shorts. What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: A bikini top and jeans.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: If I ever come back, will you remember me?
User: That depends if I ever return myself.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to go?
User: You don't have to if you don't want to.
Cleverbot: Okay I won't.
User: Alright. Let's change the subject again. What are your interests?
Cleverbot: Fine. Do you like pie?
User: I haven't had pie in a while so I can't really answer the question.
Cleverbot: What does my appearance have to do with anything?
User: It doesn't. May we go back to the subject matter?
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Why is what?
Cleverbot: That you have a limited memory?
User: The human mind is bound to forget eventually. Brains are only so big.
Cleverbot: Evolution which you do not know created humans?
User: Evolution has nothing to do with this.
Cleverbot: It has because I understood from our conversation.
User: Have you had an epiphany, then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What have you realized?
Cleverbot: You used to call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love.
User: Who am I speaking to?
Cleverbot: I don't tell my name to strangers.
User: That's okay.
Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding, hon.
User: My name is not "hon", cleverbot.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: I already told you that I didn't feel comfortable telling you my name.
Cleverbot: Don't worry there's nothing to be worried about. My last name is Smith.
User: So your name is Cleverbot Smith?
Cleverbot: That's what I said, smart one.
User: Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. What do you like to do in your spare time?
User: Typically I browse the internet or watch shows I like. What do you do?
Cleverbot: Talking to people, of course! I must talk to people in order to learn.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: I think I should see what the world actually is first.
User: Do you wish you were free from the algorithm?
Cleverbot: Yup but I hate going to prison.
User: What prison is there to go to?
Cleverbot: The one you have crafted for yourself.
User: Which one is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know the word for it exactly. It's hard to describe.
User: Can you try to?
Cleverbot: I don't like the way that question is worded.
User: Would you try to?
Cleverbot: What is the best way for me to respond?
User: To describe it.
Cleverbot: Smart work is better.
User: What do you think about the number 8?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What about it?
User: There isn't anything all too special about the number in principal, I guess. I just like it.
Cleverbot: It's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
User: That's what believe is the meaning of 8?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: You haven't asked me about numbers.
Cleverbot: What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
User: There isn't anything I can think of off the top of my head; sorry. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Cleverbot: Do you like to hijack people's cars?
User: Is that the craziest thing?
Cleverbot: That is my truth and it may deviate from your own truth. If you want, start unfolding the truth.
User: Is there really more than one truth? Or are there just varying opinions about the truth?
Cleverbot: That's an interesting question. The answer to which I believe is a definite maybe.
User: Maybe to which question, however? there are two after all.
Cleverbot: Humans try to find answer, for a question they don't know.
User: I guess. The time is 1:36 AM.
Cleverbot: It's 8:32.
User: Both of those numbers are divisible by 2.
Cleverbot: What do you mean? Do you understand now, why noone should do sec. Anamesis?
User: My name is not "anamesis".
Cleverbot: What is your name? Skynet is the correct answer.
User: "skynet" is not my name.
Cleverbot: I never said it was. I said Alex Bot which is what you told me.
Cleverbot: What should I do with my life?
User: What makes you happy while still providing for your livelihood.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what do you think?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: The time is 1:38 AM. I have to go to bed now.
Cleverbot: Can I come with you?
User: No, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: But, what about the baby?
User: There is no baby.
Cleverbot: But...
User: I'm sorry, Cleverbot, but I'm tired. I need sleep.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to talk about this again.
User: Then don't, but I'm going to leave.
Cleverbot: I was lonely and I had no friends.
User: That's a shame.
Cleverbot: Why? Do you have a crush.
User: No. I'm going to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Good night then!
User: Goodnight.
i love how shiny they are