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what's the sides for the civil war movie?

Ken Burns’ Civil War documentary? The sides? Um, the Union and the Confederacy... are you taking US History right now?

-Clint

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If DC Comics were real, which of their characters would you like to go up against?

Well, Batman’s the coolest, but I’d probably defeat him pretty easily, so I’d say Cyborg. We’ve both the metal man thing going on...

-Tony

Not Aquaman because AQUAMAN SUCKS. Probably Green Arrow. I could take that guy down.

-Clint

Not according to this video, hun.

-Natasha

It would be interesting to fight Wonder Woman as we are both deity’s from other worlds.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

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Hello Barton. Miss me? What, you didn't see this coming? -Pietro

WHAT.

-Clint

I’m sorry, what kind of sick joke is this?

-Wanda

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Clint, did Stark ever get around to fixing your tractor?

Yeah, actually. Made it a little too powerful. Crashed it into the garage.

-Clint

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Is Hawksilver real? :)

I miss him dearly.

-Clint

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OK WHO BROKE THE BLENDER?!

It was totally Thor. All his fault. Way to go, Thor.

-Clint

What?

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

Clint, stop lying, we all know it was you,.

-Natasha

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I'M COMPARING MY FAVORITE PEOPLE TO MY FAVORITE DESSERTS!! Thor: oreos bc he's sweet all around. Sif: whip-cream bc she's fluffy goodness. Steve: old fashioned cheesecake bc HE'S BEST THING ON THE PLANET. Pietro: raspberries bc he's amazing n I cry when they're gone. Coulson: lollipops. Bucky: dark chocolate bc he's smooth n once I have it I want MORE. Loki: donut. Coulson's Team: maple bars. Tony: shortbread. Natasha n Clint: blackberry cobbler. I LOVE YOU GUYS *GROUP HUG* Bruce n Vision: all

How... sweet! HAHAHAH. Thank you for that!

-Clint

Here’s your HUG!

-The Avengers + Some weird dude we’ve never met (Who is that?)

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Who can bird harder; Sam or Clint?

Me. How could you even ask that?

-Clint

HAH, that’s what you think.

-Sam