#thorpost

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Hey everyone it's me again I was just wondering, how does the occasional game of hide and seek go

Clinton hides... everyone “forgets” to seek...

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

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Loki is always the one who says gender doesn't matter, which got me thinking... Thor would you sleep with a man?

Perhaps. I’ve only ever been attracted to females, unlike my dear brother, but it is quite plausible that I could one day bed a man. I do have quite a while to live and I could find a male that I am attracted to in that time.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

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Arm-wrestling: thor vs iron man? Steve vs Bruce? Nat vs Vision? Fury vs Hawky?

Tony can win if, and only if, he is wearing the ‘hulkbuster’ uniform.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

Bruce definitely wins.

-Steve

Aw, Cap. I can’t beat you. That’s the Other Guy that beats you.

-Bruce

Vision lets me win sometimes…

-Natasha

I don’t need to prove my damn self.

-N. J. Fury-

Psst, kids! That means he can’t beat me!

-Clint

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Adopt me? *puppy eyes*

Who are you?

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

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What's a Bucky? I demand to know.

A ‘Bucky’ is a man that is a ‘Steven’s’ best friend. As someone not of this realm, I can relate to how confusing humans are.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

Bucky’s my best friend, my right hand man and I love him and he’s always there for me... ‘til the end of the line.

-Steve

Bucky’s a really great guy. Everyone at the tower loves him, but sometimes he doesn’t love himself.

-Natasha

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Imma back... But seriously Thor, what would you have done if one of the Avengers lifted your hammer? P.S: Natasha and Wanda you guys are awesome :)

I would’ve taken Mjolnir and flew off before questions could be asked.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

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This may seem like a stupid question, I apologise, but how exactly do you become worthy to lift Mjolnir? And also, why isn't Loki the seventh Avenger?

Mjolnir chooses who is worthy. A my brother is not an Avenger because he has done questionable things, such as an attempt to take over Midgard.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder

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yo cap congrats on moving Mjolnir

Everyone keeps telling me this. I don’t remember moving it...

-Steve

That is because you didn’t, Steven! Silly Steven.

-Thor Odinson, God of Thunder