#clone humour

[horatio-fig]

Why do clones have such perfect protein levels?

…because they’re full of Kamino Acids

[echo-enigma]

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[captaingondolin]

(imagine if Jango had been around during the war, imagine the 212th finding out and all the terrible jokes Obi-Wan and Jango would be subjected to. this idea came from comments to To Share All Joy and Grief by MadLulu)

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When Master Kenobi first saw the Clones on Kamino, there were a great many things he found surprising. Among them, why in all Sith Hells there was a whole army of men who looked exactly like his sometime partner, sometime enemy and occasional lie Jango Fett - bounty hunter extraordinaire, Jedi-hater-who-made-an-exception-for-Kenobi and unpredictable bastard.

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Obi-Wan: What is this all about? Jango: What do you mean? I thought you Jetiise knew. Obi-Wan: Don’t you ise* me, you lying- Jango: Did you ever ask? Obi-Wan: Did I ever ask if you had created millions of clones of yourself? Of karking course I didn’t!

They argued. They made up. They made out.

CC-2224 was just leaving the weapons range, when he nearly collided with an unknown human man. The man looked dishevelled, red hair hurriedly combed down, his clothes slightly askew and cheeks red. The Progenitor left the room right behind him, in a very similar state.

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(and then when Obi-Wan gets assigned to them, Cody can’t help blushing at the memory of that)

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“We’re flattered, sir,” Trapper deadpanned in the silence [or some other terrible terrible joke about how clearly Obes finds their shared face very attractive]

The tension snapped and hysterical laughter followed, so widespread General Kenobi had no chance of stopping it.

He turned towards Jango, making a helpless gesture towards the troopers. “This is all your fault.”

“In more ways than one,” Wooley snickered.

“If we’re all his fault, can he get latrine duty instead of us, when the General inevitably snaps?” Asked Trapper.

Jango couldn’t help but laugh, even as Obi-Wan’s expression grew more thunderous.

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* the “ise” thing comes from meta i’ve completely last track of, about how “ise” seems to be a suffix used for negative things in mando’a, which tracks, jetiise weren’t exactly the mandalorian’s greatest friends. a more “friendly” plural could be something like “jet’ade” or there was some better stuff in the same post about how there could be a translation for “children of the force” or something equally cool. anyway. i’ll shut up about fictional languages now.

[kalm5]

Technically Rex is bald in the book. I kind of wonder when he decided that he needed a little bit of hair.

There is part of it floating around. Here’s the rest of it.

There are few funny parts talking about Rex’s head and hair.

Also the mention of Rex’s love for plastoid armour.

[kalm5]

I’m watching Deadpool 2.....

I now need a clone to say “I can’t hear you with that pity dick in your mouth”.

And I feel that it would be like an older clone like Wolffe or Hunter would say that to another brother who bitching about something.

It could be some clone humour because there are clones that have a backwards sense of it.

OR

Like there are some clones that don’t have time to deal with your emotional shit.

[rivermoonpie-blog]

About to watch Picture Day! Tatiana Maslany plays every character in this too right?