#clone talks

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Aighty so I was explaining the magnus archives to my twin because we were infodumping at each other and having a grand conversation when I mentioned that John and Martin were in a relationship and she asked “oh, so they fuck?” to which I replied, “nope! John’s ace” & she went “oh, so they softly hold hands?” And if that was not The Most Accurate description of their relationship I-

[somecrappyclone]

Okay, so y’all have probably already seen this post floating around. A while ago I had a nightmare where my brain attempted to remember it & while there are definite similarities it did result in a new nursery rhyme. After I woke up I wrote as much down as I could remember & I just found the paper I wrote it on. Please do keep in mind that this Is from a dream so there will be pieces that don’t fit, have words missing, the message the words conveyed is remembered but not the words themselves, etc. There are entire verses missing as well. I encourage anyone who sees this to make up your own verses or rewrite lyrics, etc. Btw im typing this on mobile so the formatting might be weird?

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, she’s visiting us today,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, please keep six feet away,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, she touched the handle of the door,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, that’s what we use gloves for,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, in groups of 10 or less,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, but less is the best,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, 9 plus 1 equals 10,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, we’re at the limit of guests or friends,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, the hospitals are crumbling down,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, the system’s already drown,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, don’t contribute to the strain,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, please keep 6 feet away,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, at the door there’s a man,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, it’s our neighbor Dan,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, it’s about his wife Caroline (care-oh-leen)

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, she’s in quarantine,

(Gets more and more scared, singer sounds more and more desperate to get away from Dan & getting faster)

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, “Did you wash your hands?”

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, “No” says neighbor Dan,

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, Death knocked at our door,

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, we’re not safe no more,

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, Death knocked only twice,

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, we should’ve listened to our own advice,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, why couldn’t he leave us be,

Oh Rosie, oh Rosie, now we’re in quarantine

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, he was just 3 feet away,

Oh Rosie, Oh Rosie, now 6 feet down we’ll stay.