#convid19

[chiefmeltedcheesebarbarian]

Do you guys remember when we joked about this in late 2019?

[roninart-tactical]

[olivia-appropriate]

Get it together, America 

[hisgirlfriday439]

[rylandbuckleys]

My mum is a celiac which means she is allergic to wheat and gluten. In all our local supermarkets the is a 'free from' isle where she can get gluten-free alternatives to everyday food such as pasta and rice.

With the recent pandemic, there has, of course, been a rise in panic buying.

Mostly of toilet roll, bread, pasta etc.

My mum went to do her normal shop and there was nothing. Shelves were empty, and because everyday pasta/bread/rice were sold out, people had decided to sweep the gluten free stuff instead - which is usually fully stocked. This meant my mum couldn't get anything for herself to eat. She had to travel around all day to find food she can eat, and thankfully was able to find some in a zero-waste store.

But people might not be as lucky as my mum. There are plenty of elderly people who are celiacs or have a gluten intolerance.

I understand that the coronavirus is worrying but please think before you bulk-buy.

[hanitje]

Idris Elba reveals he tested positive for Coronavirus and asks for solidarity amongst people.

[alterity2]

Who is still working?

Who gets to work from home?

Who gets paid to work from home?

Who makes the sacrifices?

[joinlobear]

besame, besame mucho!

Now the government goes completely crazy and recommends only ice-cold machine sex without any tenderness instead of love and affection: bend over the table, I put it in, I pull it out and bye! Of course, not without having noted your contact details beforehand, in the event that a Corona officer also wants to use you, I assume.

This is not a joke, you can read it yourself in the panic propaganda paper "La Vanguardia" (link below)

We should also "look for large, open, and well-ventilated places" to have sex - preferably in public, I suppose. At least that can be fun!

I would not be surprised if soon we are asked to enter data such as chest size, penis length, time to orgasm and corresponding detailed photos into the tracking and control app. Perhaps Apple is developing a smart watch that measures the degree of moisture and hardness and endurance?

With such "advice" the government makes it even clearer that the so-called corona measures are not about containing a virus that is obviously far less deadly than is hammered into us with all force. Just as with the completely senseless mask requirement, it is about getting used to silently enduring and obeying even the most stupid orders. We shall develop into a people of frustrated, frightened idiots who are devoted to the rulers for the realization of all their perverse ideas.

When do people notice what enormous fraud, what crime against children, old people, all of humanity, we are exposed to?

I would like more movement! More thinking! Less submissive obedience! I want more people to wake up before we all wake up in the worst of all possible dictatorships.

Instead of opening your legs without kissing, open your brains and think about what's going on here. Talk to your friends. Dare to think critically yourself. Have more faith in your own judgment. Give away tenderness! Enjoy what is still allowed to enjoy!

Kiss Me! Fuck me!

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Link to the original article in Spanish: https://www.lavanguardia.com/vivo/sexo/20200916/483506686432/recomendaciones-sexo-seguro-covid-19.html