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Aziraphale: *in a low voice* Shall we feed the ducks later today, my dear boy?

Crowley: *nods bashfully*

Tracy: *waggles her eyebrows* Have fun "feeding the ducks," you two.

Crowley: *clueless* We are literally going to feed the ducks.....

Azriaphale: my dear?

crowley: yes angel?

aziraphale: you know stuff about snakes right?

crowley: of course i do. i quite literally am one

aziraphale: no need for the attitude

crowley:*huffs* where were you going with the questions angel

aziraphale: ah well theres this snake that keeps showing up and im wondering whatever for

crowley: theres a snake where is it. ill put it in its place

aziraphale: now my dear i asked a question its best to answer my dear

crowley:*sighs* maybe cause its warm

aziraphale: oh i very much doubt that

crowley:whos the one that knows more bout snakes *huffs*

aziaphale: oh but i do fancy my self a snake charmer

crowley: a snake charmer first a snake now youve caught intrest in a charmer ang-

aziraphale: * pecks crwoley on the mouth before heading to the kitchen* coming dear?

crowley: *blushes then s-sttutters before quickly following his angel* y-yeah

#clueless crowley