#cockatiel problems

[lumpofbird]

pov: me trying to have a snack

[nonobadcat]

Conversations with my bird:

Me: *stumbles down the stairs high on severe insomnia, hormones, headaches, and depression*

Bird: "Whatcha doing?"

Me: *grabbing ice cream pint* "Eating my feelings."

Bird: *kissy noise* "I love you."

Me: "Thanks, bro."

[nonobadcat]

My bird: **flies onto my shoulder to watch me do the dishes**

Also my bird: **screams angrily at me because he dislikes the sponge**

Also my bird: **screams angrily at me because I stop washing the dishes because he does not like the sponge**

Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

[nonobadcat]

Conversations with my bird part 2

Bird: SHRIEKSHIREKSHRIEKSHRIEKSHRIEKSHRIEK

NoNoBadCat: WHAT?!

Bird: I don't know. **kiss noise**

[lumpofbird]

When you can't decide between playing with a toy or "bathing" in the water dish.

[nonobadcat]

My bird has learned to make loud gulping noises whenever I put a cup to my lips.

[lumpofbird]

Nithhogg took my spot :(

[sweetmrvitriol]

I just heard someone whistling like Nebel and looked around for my bird...