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Woods: I don't want to be hot!

Woods, throws off his bandana but it reappears on his forehead:

Woods: Well I'm stuck like this.

Weaver, hands Bell a bottle of wine: Hey Bell you want some?

Bell, sees it empty: This bitch empty!

Bell, throws it across the room: YEET!

Weaver and Hudson: *wheezes*

Mason: Adler, can you brief us on the mission?

Adler: No I cannot

Adler: Hey, my name's Russell, I'm in my 40s, and I never learned how to fucking read-

Weaver: Marry me?

Mason: Yes!

Hudson and Woods: Did we just lose our wives?

Bell, holding a hammer and sickle: By the power of Perseus, let your sins be-

Stitch: *growling*

Bell: By the power of Perseus, let the devil-

Stitch: *howls*

Naga: And this kids, is why you don't smoke Nova 6.

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Mason: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Bell: No.

Adler: I did not.

Weaver: I may have actually forgotten one.

Lazar: Also no.

Mason: Oh good, neither did I.

Hudson: *Exhausted sigh*

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Hudson: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Mason: ...I did. I broke it.

Hudson: No. No you didn't. Sims?

Sims: Don't look at me. Look at Woods.

Woods: What?! I didn't break it.

Sims: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Woods: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Sims: Suspicious.

Woods: No, it's not!

Lazar: If it matters, probably not, but Bell was the last one to use it.

Bell: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Lazar: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Bell: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lazar!

Mason: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hudson.

Hudson: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Park: Hudson... Adler's been awfully quiet.

Adler: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Hudson, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Hudson: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Hudson:

Hudson: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Ship Dynamics

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"We aren't heroes. We aren't civil. We hope for a better tomorrow. We take risks, we make sacrifices, we make mistakes. We are human. We are soldiers. We are SE9."

-Safehouse Crew

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Adler: Christmas lights?

Mason: Check.

Sims: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Mason: Check.

Woods: Santa suits?

Mason: Check.

Lazar: Shovel?

Mason: Check.

Bell: Alibi and bail money?

Mason: Check- wait, WHAT?!

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Safehouse Crew - Opposite

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