Guy sitting next to me denglisching HARD on what appears to be a gay first date.
"It's günstiger wenn du [something I missed] aber es ist noch crazy expensive. Kennst du schon? Lemme show you. Es kostet über 500 Euro [something I missed] aber seitdem haben sie NIE eine Preissenkung gehabt. Until now. Finally."
He also constantly flows back and forth between a German and an American accent, so smoothly and confusingly that I can't even tell which is his native language. Sometimes he says the German words with an American accent, and the English words with a German accent. Sometimes vice versa. I had just reached the point of concluding that he must be an American who's lived here for years, but then he said the word "übersichtlich" with such a FLAWLESS German accent that I started doubting everything again.
"Digga, das ist Hammer. Maybe they, like, buy them in bulk or something?"
I'm obsessed with the way he talks. I can't stop eavesdropping.
"Das ist, like, a remake..."
And the funny part is that his date is obviously German and has spoken nothing but German the whole time, although clearly understanding the English.
Update: Okay, the way he just pronounced "cool" in "Das ist cool" was 100% German (Das is kuh-le!) but then the next moment he added, "Dude, that's kewl."
When he speaks English he has the MOST classic gay-American-boy accent. Like, impeccable. Anyone would believe he's a native. I'm leaning towards him being one of those Germans who grew up on American media and internalized it completely (like, I have another German friend who sounds 100% American when she speaks), but the way this guy springs back and forth between the two languages at top speed, multiple times in every sentence, is genuinely blowing my mind. I feel like I'm on a rollercoaster and I'm getting nauseous.










