Feb 28, 2023
Y/N: pspspsps
König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?
Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)
König: ???
König: ….
König: !!
König: 😳
Y/N: *giggles*
CODMW2 Masterlist
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Italy
seen from Italy
seen from Italy
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from Russia
Y/N: pspspsps
König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?
Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)
König: ???
König: ….
König: !!
König: 😳
Y/N: *giggles*
CODMW2 Masterlist
Y/N over radio: Hey Ghost, I got an idea how we can solve this! Ghost: *snipes a guard* Y/N: NO, THATS NOT THE IDEA, GHOST!!
More Task force 141 and reader :)
Reader: I know one person who finds me funny! Price: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself! Reader: Okay then I'm out. ______
Ghost, watching Soap do something stupid: Reader, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Reader: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Ghost: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up _____
Soap: Reader isn’t answering my messages. Ghost: Allow me. Soap: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi- Reader: *replying to message* Hello. ______
The gang vsiting reader after she was wounded: Reader: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! ______
Ghost: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Reader: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Ghost: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Reader: Is it working? _____ Reader: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Ghost, used to Reader being dumb: Sure... Reader: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Ghost: Okay? Reader: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Ghost: Reader: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Ghost: Jesus, that one is a little- Alejandro, interested: No, no, Reader, keep going. ______ Soap: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Ghost: You looked in a mirror? Soap: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful. ______
Gaz: So, what are we doing? Reader: Wasting our lives. Gaz: I meant for lunch... ______
Reader: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine? Price: Reader, what did you do? Reader: Take a guess. ______
Rodolfo when he first met Alejandro: Are you this rude to everyone?! Alejandro: Yup. Alejandro: Don't think you're special. ______
Soap to reader after stealing one of Ghosts masks: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Reader: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Soap: Reader: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this. ______
Soap: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!? Reader, sitting down, surrounded by dead Shadows: I won Mafia, that’s what. ______
Reader: Why does everyone want to kill Graves? Soap: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.
July 4, 2023:
Y/N: Happy Independence Day!!! 🥳🥳
Ghost: we’re bloody Brits, we don’t celebrate your independence *rolls eyes*
Y/N: *huffs* well of course you don’t. You’re all still butt hurt that you lost the war~~~…twice…
Captain Price: …well, not so much anymore
Soap: HAHA!!! Don’t worry Bonnie, I’ll celebrate wit ya! *wraps arm around Y/N’s shoulders*
Gaz: You’ve got nothing to celebrate, mate.
Soap: Away n’ bile yer heid!
Ghost: Speak fuckin’ English, Johnny!
Y/N: *clicking tongue* why don’t we reenact the Boston Tea Party, Johnny? *glaring at the 3 Brits*
Soap: *belly laugh* Right away, lass!!
Ghost, Captain Price, Gaz: doN’T YOU BLOODY DARE!!!
Y/N, Soap: *run off giggling*
Masterlist
Y/N: Is that my mug?
Ghost: ….
Ghost: no.
Y/N: ….but it’s pink with flowers
Ghost: …no.
Y/N: ….
Ghost: …..
CODMW2 Masterlist
*slam!*
König: …umm. W-what are you doing, Maus?
Y/N: *smolders* making you fall for me~~~
König: a-ahh….. *blushes* of course…
Y/N: *giggles*
*Y/N kabedoned König*
Masterlist
Y/N: Simon, come get your son!
Ghost: My What!??
Y/N: your. son.
Ghost: …. we don’t have children
Y/N: No… I’m pretty sure you do
Y/N: *points at Soap*
Ghost: that’s just Johnny *deadpans*
Soap: Hey!!
Y/N: exactly
CODMW2 Masterlist
Y/N: SIMON IM OVULATING!!!!!!
Ghost: FACK!!
Y/N: Well, go right ahead
CODMW2 Masterlist