I honestly don’t get it, but it feels like Coffee Project is intentionally making their coffee taste awful as part of their brand. Maybe the Villar family is just rolling with the bad reviews, thinking, “Why fix it when people keep showing up for the vibe?” Sure, the place is easy on the eyes and aesthetically pleasing but that doesn’t make up for the fact that their coffee is trash. It’s like they spent more time curating the décor than learning how to brew a decent cup. You walk in for the ambiance, but by the time you take a sip, you’re wishing you just asked for tap water instead.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Flash (TV 2014)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harrison "Sherloque" Wells & You, Harrison "Sherloque" Wells & Reader, Harrison "Sherloque" Wells/You, Harrison "Sherloque" Wells/Reader
Characters: sherloque wells, Reader
Additional Tags: Comedy, Ficlet, Quicklet ficlet
Summary:
Excited to show the new Wells around Central City, you knew you had to take him to CC Jitters. When the cashier gets a bit too friendly with you, Sherloque reveals a unique side to him.
Excited to show the new Wells around town, you quickly jumped on the chance to take him around the city. Despite his nonchalant attitude about everything you showed him, you didn’t mind. You took him to your favorite local shops, brought him to your favorite restaurants, and finally, your favorite coffee place.
Since Sherloque arrived, you found yourself greatly enjoying spending time with him. His quick wit and charm along with his comedic deductions brought you much entertainment. Not to mention, much like the other Wells, he was tall, dark and handsome. His dark, messy locks were neatly tucked under his hat. The scruff on his face brought out the intense, clear blue of his eyes.
Sherloque equally admired you. You were not easily affected by his sharp tongue and behavior he had been told previously was fairly pretentious and rude. He also admired your enthusiasm, even when the response was less than ecstatic. Despite you pulling him through the chilly urban air left and right, he felt quite pleased that someone seemed to like him around here at least a little, and a lot more than his past however many wives it was.
At CC Jitters, you ordered a coffee, Sherloque a tea-unsweetened, earl gray, a dribble of milk. As you paid for your coffee, you couldn’t help but smirk as the cashier, a young and handsome individual, fumbled with the spare change.
“First day here?” You asked with a smile, as he placed the change in your hand.
He nodded with a dashing smile, “glad to know it’s that obvious” he laughed as he handed you the two mugs. “Be careful, they’re, much like yourself, are pretty hot.”
“New with coffee and new wit’ women, it would seem.” Sherloque coughed and cleared his throat as the cashier glanced back at him.
“What did you just say?”
Your face, beet red, smiled at the cashier, “please, disregard, he’s… from out of town… His personality is a bit… out of this world?”
The cashier seemed bemused as he glanced back again at Sherloque, “I’ll have you know, I know my way around a woman. I’ve had plenty in my life.”
“Your eyes, ‘dey fail to settle on any one spot. You are uncomfortable and,” Sherloque chuckled, tipping his hat, “un menteur”
“Okay, listen here grandma, you’re not exactly Robert Downey Jr. over here, enough with your wannabe detective games.” The cashier’s face had grown red, a sweat forming on the bridge of his nose.
“Oh, I need not fake it until I make it, as ‘dey say. I ‘ave no trouble making you look like a, how you say, big fat moron. And at least I know how to make a cup of tea, now ferme la gueule.”
This was clearly the last straw for coffee boy as he hurled a mug at Sherloque’s face and attempted to leap over the counter. The manager and other staff ended up rushing at the gentleman who was trying his hardest to claw Sherloque’s eyes out. He did not blink nor flinch and continued to sip on his tea as the cashier was pulled back and immediately asked to leave the premise.
You sat down, face still pink, across from Sherloque, setting your coffee down on the table. Sherloque, looking like nothing happened, sipped on his tea, making a face now and again. You took a sip of the coffee, watching Sherloque over the rim of your cup. You couldn’t help but smile at the Frenchman from earths away as he silently judged everyone else in the room.
She wrapped both hands around the mug
and gently lifted it towards her face.
She took a deep breath in;
the steam gently fogged up her glasses.
This one was fruity, high and fleeting
The volatile smell took her by surprise,
So she followed with a sip.
Chaos entered her mouth and swirled around her tongue.
She closed her eyes, but it wasn't dark.
She saw a vibrant rainbow of colors in harmony.
But the vision was fleeting,
just as the taste had gone.
A pleasant twist of acidity
lingered behind.
She longed for the balance found in that cup.
In that rainbow she was he and he was she,
He could be free.
He took another sip from the mug,
but this time it was heavy, peu sûr,
He didn't have to close his eyes.
The dark roast closed in around him
and he said a bittersweet farewell
as the last sip traveled,
down the back of his throat,
and transformed him back into her.
- Thanks for the inspiration @novaticgalaxy
Like the roast of a coffee bean, we are so varied. Not only in our roast, but in how we are ground, brewed, smelled, tasted, and linger. Even from the same roast, not one cup is exactly the same.
I volunteered for a social justice camp Inclusive Communities for several years and held the hand of so many youth who were struggling through understanding their sexual identity and orientation. Many of them voicing their true feelings for the first time at camp. Having hidden their true selves their entire lives.
I want to be clear about something, I’m a Christian, and I believe in two things. One. God created man and woman to be together. Two. God commanded us to love one another.
I will never ever turn my back on someone for the struggle they go through. I will never tell them who or how to be. That’s their journey, not mine. That’s their decision not mine. My niece struggles with these issues and it’s hard for her to understand this... I love her. I don’t agree with the lifestyle she may choose, or what she may believe, but not agreeing isn’t the same thing as not supporting. I can believe that God made her a girl, but if she feels like a boy inside, I’m not going to tell her to ignore that. I’m not going to tell her she’s sick or broken or wrong. I’m not the judge. I’m the Aunt. Aunts love and support. So if she finds this, if she reads this. This is for her. Alex, Morgan, Marek (@mentalprince), whomever you dream to be today! I’m your believer and you don’t have to hide behind closed eyes.
The Ultimate Guide To Understanding Coffee Roast Levels
Owl coffee roast levels play a pivotal role in determining the flavor, aroma, and overall profile of the coffee beans you brew. From the lightest to the darkest roasts, each level offers a unique experience. Let's explore the world of coffee roasting in-depth to help you understand the nuances of each roast level.
Light Roast:
Light roast coffee beans are roasted for the shortest duration, typically until they reach the "first crack." These beans are light brown, have a dry surface, and retain much of their original acidity and fruity flavor. The aroma is often floral and tea-like, while the taste is bright and slightly tangy, with hints of citrus and floral notes. Light roasts are known for showcasing the bean's origin and terroir.
Medium Roast:
Medium roast beans are roasted to the end of the first crack or just before the second crack begins. They are medium brown with a slightly oily surface. The flavor is balanced, offering a pleasant combination of acidity and body. You'll find more nuanced flavors, such as chocolate, caramel, and nutty notes, with a lighter acidity compared to light roasts. Medium roasts are popular for their versatility, making them suitable for various brewing methods.
Medium-Dark Roast:
As you move toward the medium-dark roast level, the beans become darker brown with some visible oil on the surface. The flavor profile leans more toward pronounced sweetness, darker chocolate notes, and a fuller body. Acidity diminishes, but the coffee maintains a pleasant complexity. It's an excellent choice if you enjoy a balance between acidity and body, with a slightly bittersweet finish.
Dark Roast:
Dark roast beans are roasted past the second crack, leading to a deep brown to almost black color. Oils are more pronounced on the bean surface, resulting in a shiny appearance. Dark roast coffee has a bold and heavy body, with significantly reduced acidity. The flavors are dominated by roast characteristics, such as smokiness, dark chocolate, and toasted nuts. Dark roasts are commonly associated with espresso, but they can be brewed in other methods if you prefer a strong, intense cup.
French Roast:
French roast is the darkest of all roast levels, with beans appearing almost black and heavily coated in oil. The taste is extremely robust, with a smoky, charred flavor profile that masks the coffee's original characteristics. There's virtually no acidity left in French roast coffee. It's often described as having a "burnt" or "ashy" quality and is a divisive choice, loved by some for its intensity and disliked by others who prefer milder brews.
Espresso Roast:
Espresso roast is a term sometimes used interchangeably with dark roast, but it's important to note that not all dark roasts are suitable for espresso. Espresso roast beans are carefully crafted to achieve a specific balance of flavor, body, and crema production when brewed as espresso. These beans are dark, rich, and often have a bold, caramel-like sweetness. They provide the foundation for the espresso-based drinks enjoyed in cafes worldwide.
In summary, coffee roast levels significantly impact the taste, aroma, and mouthfeel of your coffee. Your choice of roast level should align with your flavor preferences and brewing method. Light and medium roasts highlight the bean's origin and bring out fruity and floral notes, while dark roasts offer bold, smoky flavors. Experimenting with different roast levels can be a delightful journey in discovering your favorite coffee profile.
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