#coffeebox62

[fryday]

No but it'll be sooo funny to have them against each other I bet we heard about this on the pod. How bitchy can Dan be about Phil winning over him, except we all know who phil trash#1 is

re: white boy of the year.

wait you're actually sooooo right I don't think it could become rpftourney 2.0 but the potential for some amazing commentary from dnp is there....... we just need to be super annoying about it until they catch wind of it and then they'll almost definitely mention it on the pod. and I think you're completely right about their reactions. either phil wins and dan concedes without complaint or dan wins and he spends more time pacifying phil and making him feel better than he spends gloating

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

The Russian brothers gave us THE perfect marvel film then spent the next decade endeavouring to undo it

[izzy-hands]

I'm crying with laughter netflix was like...if we make him flirt with himself...he's not TECHNICALLY queer....right??

netflix are cowards and i cannot wait for the onslaught of jaskier clone-fucking fics these two minutes of airtime will surely bring about 😂

[bunjywunjy]

bunj. obviously the komodo dragons FLEW to indonesia and then they lost their wings. no boats were involved

honestly what you should really be taking away from the Komodo-dragons-actually-evolved-in-Australia thing is that the relatives of our good ol’ Komodo friends were much, much, MUCH bigger than their modern counterparts.

while the Komodo Dragons were still nameless lizards bodysurfing through the open Pacific towards the island that would give them their name, their relative Megalania was still fuckin’ it up in the Australian homeland!

Megalania, if you’re curious, was over 20 FEET long.

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ironically though it was ultimately Megalania and most of its direct relatives that would end up in that big zoo in the sky, while the Komodo Dragon managed to carve a niche out for itself in its island home and avoid the fate of its relations.

long may it stay that way.

[wanderingcas]

im pretty sure the writers of frozen gave more thought to olaf being impaled than the spn writers did to dean

[weaver-z]

ok i'm here to say the hannibal fizzy lifting drinks post is the funniest thing I have EVER seen. i cried. for like 15 minutes. its so funny. i'd like to thank you for being alive and sharing your thoughts with us

YOU’RE WELCOME I’m still proud of that one

[super-sootica]

do not take a bath in the lava river

I dunno dude, it looks to die for!

[pretentiouspastryprojects]

coffeebox62 replied to your photo “gluten free triple chocolate mousse cake from bottom to top: flourless...”

please for the good of humanity drop the recipe

i might actually cry/scream. i got about 2/3 of the way through writing out all of the recipes and hit save as draft, because it’s storming outside and i’m prone to losing power and didn’t want to lose my progress, and tumblr appears to have just? eaten my post??? it’s gone and i don’t know where it is????

i’ll try to get the recipes posted in the next few days, but right now i need to step away from the hellsite >.<