My Pretentious Pastry Projects

let a bitch eat her fancy desserts in peace (everything on this blog is my work, please don't repost)

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“I know some good games we could play,” said the cat. “I know some good tricks,” said the Cat in the Hat.

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coming back with a pale olive wedding cake. more people should pick non-white wedding cakes imo

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i never get tired of these

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peppermint bark cake

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cookie butter fault line cake!

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splash of color for a summer wedding

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monster cakes!

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sometimes i think about the plot point in the witches about the little girl who was spelled into living in a painting and wonder what would happen if someone spelled me into one of my cakes

anyway, i hope they'd pick this one

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happy easter!

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the end comes soon. we hear drums, drums in the deep. it is coming

*wedding cake season*

*wedding cake season*

*wedding cake season*

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wedding season is breathing down my neck...

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really pleased with this one

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WHO YA GONNA CALL???