#coffeemakesmeahappybean

[wokeuplaughing]

Who is in your icon?

david ^

[christophuuuh]

Me @ You

IT IS INCREDIBLY HARD BEING ME SOBS SNIFFLE CRY

[waiterwaiterpercolator]

2, 9, 32, 50?

2: Lighter or matches

i get on far better with lighters than i do with matches for some reason, just whenever i try to use a match it ends up snapping or gently bending in the middle or the head doesn't ignite. Not sure if it's me or shoddy matches 🤔 plus i like having a collection of funky lighters to look at

9: Hot coffee or cold coffee

Both - I'll drink hot coffee, but i will also still drink it if it goes cold cause i forgot about it. I also like the cold coffees they have in Tesco.

32: Do you have a favourite towel

I do, it's the one i use to dry my hair and it has a huge picture of the Very Hungry Caterpillar on it 😊

50: Tag me in random stuff:

YEAH 🏷🏷🏷

Bonus cat pic

[majjiktricks]

How about Godot

1: sexuality headcanon this is a bisexual. obviously.

2: otp miego. ofc.

3: brotp i think if things had gone differently he wouldve been a very cool ally for phoenix to have. the flashbacks where he's mia co-counsel are really fun, and i would love to see what kind of banter they would get into <3

4: notp i. hrm. i dont know that ive seen any ships for him OTHER than miego. sure like one-offs of godot/phoenix. but idk i dont really think about anything other than miego <3

5: first headcanon that pops into my head i always like it when ppl put the main characters who were in prison at the same time interacting with each other. i think young simon would think he's cool. maybe show simon some lawyerly things he didnt have the chance to learn.

6: favorite line from this character had to look on the wiki because its been a long time since ive played these i dont remember a whole lot of exact quotes. the conversation where he's asked about how many cases hes prosecuted, since hes undefeated, and he says none. that will never not be funny. the utter shock value but also hes not WRONG, hes never lost if hes never done it before 😂

7: one way in which I relate to this character i too am hopelessly addicted to caffeine.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character he just. blantantly lies. or says things that are just a bunch of complicated words strung together that everyone else is hopeless to understand, that im not even sure HE understands. its really funny but if anyone did that in a real situation i would be like 👁👁

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? on a spectrum of 1-10 (cinnamon roll to problematic fave) hes like. a 6. he did kill someone. but there are much worse people in ace attorney LMAO

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You're right about nanamio bars I just detest coconut kajsndkadns

THATS SO SAD TT_TT I'm so sorry you don't like coconut (but do you do what I did as a kid which was just eat the chocolate and custard layers leaving behind the coconut layer specifically to annoy your family)

[moosifers]

Have your parents gotten any further in MGSV? I LOVE their comments.

it took some digging but when she heard hal's name she immediately went "IBM?" because she loves sci fi and when you shuffle all the letters of IBM over one you get HAL.

she also wants me to name my future dog "Pequod" and supports vquiet's puddle splash fights

it turns out she can never recognise kaz either but i think that's old news

i moved out though so i don't think there will be any more updates from my parents unfortunately :( i was talking to her about mgsv tonight though and she still loves BB's buttcrack!

[de4thscythe]

Kaz?

rubs my hands together.

my general perception of kaz is that. he's my favorite and he is such a good and complex character that represents being mixed and all the complex emotions that come with that. and how doing bad things doesn't inherently make you a bad person. he's so interesting and i love him for a lot of different reasons.

unpopular opinion . well i don't think this is super unpopular but kaz literally does not have blond hair and blue eyes to me at all like it's not even a headcanon anymore it's the truth. fun fact is he loves trains <3

music i associate with him. basically any latin music from the 70s for obvious reasons AND. LADY GAGA'S GOVERNMENT HOOKER <3 i have a whole kaz playlist but i don't think i'm ready to post that publicly tbh.

i would not be able to beat him in a fight even spiritually. he would get my ass

[perenial]

Top 5 Songs to Lose Your Mind To

what the water gave me bc i cant have this list without a florence song

seigfried

i am behind you

the bastille remix of greek tragedy

MAGNOLIA. FUCKIN MAGNOLIA

ask me my top 5 anything