#cold-cadaver-bitch

[slipfessions]

Joey's tummy is the greatest thing ever bestowed upon the Earth and humanity

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[rpf2]

Your username implies that there are other rpfs out there...like an rpf1 and an rpf6

it’s rpf….. 2!

[slipknotrpf]

I drew her......

HOLY SHIT YHIS IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD 🥹 THE HERRRRRR!!!!!!! Thank you so much omg omg omg

[slipfessions]

I also wanna throw Joey and skip him on some water

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[slipfessions]

Assigning crimes to the Slipknots for no reason

Sid: Piracy

Joey: Public urination

Paul: Driving under the influence

Chris: Illegal possession of drugs

Jim: Shoplifting

Craig: Identity theft

Shawn: Torture

Mick: First degree murder

Corey: Tax fraud

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[slipfessions]

I really like calling Joey The Joe because it makes him sound like a creature

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[slipfessions]

Motherfuckers be like "x/x is canon!!!!!!" and it's just two guys standing next to each other in a photoshoot

It's me I'm motherfuckers

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[slipfessions]

I still think the Slipknot masks peaked in the Subliminal Verses era

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