May 1
Assigning crimes to the Slipknots for no reason
Sid: Piracy
Joey: Public urination
Paul: Driving under the influence
Chris: Illegal possession of drugs
Jim: Shoplifting
Craig: Identity theft
Shawn: Torture
Mick: First degree murder
Corey: Tax fraud
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#HELP SID LMAO#They're all so accurate#Especially Joey's Paul's Mick's and Corey's#I'm crying over craig with identity theft#also jim reminds me of the “shoplifters when the shop is too heavy” meme#Thank you this is so accurate#slipknot#slipknot confessions#sid wilson#joey jordison#Paul Gray#Chris fehn#Jim root#Craig jones#Shawn crahan#Mick Thomson#corey taylor#0#1#2#3#4#5#6#7#8#Headcanons#Cold-cadaver-bitch