#coldenotes

[coldeforprez]

i think it’s so funny when i see moonwalkers on other social media platforms tryna act like they don’t be on here reading mj fanfiction, whole time they be using phrases like “MJ’s controversially young wife”…I KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🤣

[coldeforprez]

AND STOP FLOODING THE STACK/SMOKE/SAMMIE TAGS WITH REMMICK FICS. YALL IS WEIRD AS HELL FOR THAT. ain’t a nigga in sight meanwhile yall boosting visibility for ur fics using the black characters. WEIRDOS I TELL YOU

[coldeforprez]

SINNERS DESERVED BEST PICTURE

[coldeforprez]

why am i leaving think pieces under “sammick” posts? 😭

(it’s cause i think the ship is actually very inappropriate given the canonical relationship between sammie and remmick) (cause in what scene did yall get a hint that they wanted to fuck or anything of the sort ??) (was it when remmick was drowning sammie in that river after he left a permanent scar on his face?) (OH! maybe it was when sammie had to jump from at least 15 feet to TRY to run from remmick after said man damned the love of his little life to vampirism and a painful death) (NO! i think it was maybe in the way remmick gripped sammie’s face when he said “i want your songs and i want your stories, and you’ll have mine”) (& i know what you’re thinking! that sounds like a such a odd thing to say to someone you’re sexually attracted to…(cough cough, this is a textbook colonizer ppl!!) but in the context of this movie it’s kinda sexy right?😩🫳🏽)

(yeah it’s not that sexy actually and maybe we should all start to think about why we find shipping a literal victim with their abuser (fictional or not) satisfying for our own mental pleasure) (and i know what you’re thinking (again) “it’s just a movie?” “it’s just a fic” but you’d be surprised how many of our inner most fictional desires that we consider “harmless” are rooted in real life perversion😵‍💫 )

also there are actually some other non-canonical homosexual ships from the movie we could be getting into (and that would EAT) but sammick is not it i fear.

& let the record show that this post is for ALL sinners fans, not just the non-poc fans. 🥰

anywho! y’all keep enjoying your fics!

[coldeforprez]

a list of my top vocal stims from ‘Sinners’

(in no particular order, however all the slim lines are my faves☠️) (stack lines hit real good for me too tbh)

• “it’s sacred, and it’s BIG” *complete w theatrical echoes and bass in my mind*

• “AYE AYE, stay yo ass DOWN!” *complete w finger pointing* (this one might be my #1 actually)

• “this is the way!” *complete w head nod and exaggerated country accent*

• “GOTdamn BEA-U-tiful voice” *complete w head nod and country accent*

• “my nerves all FUCKED up smoke” (cause same)

• “lemme tell you somethin’, LEMME TELL YOU GOTDAMN SOMETHIN’ NIGGA!” *complete w constant blinking and aggressive finger pointing*

• “new shit (new shit, new shit) preacha boy (preacha boy)! sammie moore!” (from the surreal montage, i listen to it a LOT in my car actually)

• “why you here smoke, wah you wan’ wimme?” *complete w accent*

• “aaaaaaahhhhh wannnnaaaaaaa…OOooOoh” *pearline voice* (this one always comes out involuntarily) ( yes i know she’s saying “ i wanna” but the”aaaaaaahhhhh” just hits lol)

• “put that MUHfucka..aye” *slim voice*

• *’i lied to you’ humming* (no lie i be hitting that low note okayyyy)

• “why can’t yall just GO” *raspy annie voice* (top VS of the week)

• “that’s his muhfuckin’ nephew”

• “ my HEART, my VOICE, my SOUL, BELONGETH to the Lord!”

• *delta slim’s gagging noises after eating the garlic*

• “fuck you nigga, it is me” (stack cussed at slim so good i can’t help but say it)

• “and what is it we s‘posed to be doing ?” (cause huhhhh? cornbread was tweaking like a mf😭)

• “aye you shut the fuck up” (delroy say “fuck” so good in this movie 🤣)

• “papa’s here, papa’s here.” [updated 07/14/25]

•”Ju-Ke Joint…” *annie voice* [updated 07/14/25]

• “oh that’s a good woman 😏..” (stack you smug sum bitch!😩🫳🏽) [updated 07/14/25]

• “who’s tryna kill yew?” *joan voice* [updated 08/24/25]

• hey lil’ girl [09/07/2025]

• “lick dat.” [12/18/2025]

• “but then you stuck ya tongue in my cooze and fucked me so hard..” [12/18/2025]

• “leavininthemiddleofthenightwithoutafuckinword??🤨” (mary one drop ass was annoying but hailee delivered i must say 🤣) [12/18/2025]

• “Who’s tryna kill yew??” (this one is back again cause i genuinely say it at LEAST once a day real shit😵‍💫) [12/18/2025]

• “come back fo’?” [12/18/2025]

• “two ahmms, two leggsss & a brain that work..” [12/18/2025]

(will update list as more emerge ☠️)

[coldeforprez]

yall i think i just interacted w a non black person tryna act like they are indeed black behind their blog. IM SO GAGGED

[coldeforprez]

and if i said i have equal appreciation for the way both sub!michael & dom!michael is written in fics 🤫 (yall there really is no right or wrong answer considering that none of us knew dada man irl, just vibe twin⭐️)

[coldeforprez]

ngl ebony muse not being…ebony…was NOT on my bingo card for the day.