#cole rambles

[whackacole3]

TWDG fandom ignores Javier Garcia's trauma (mostly from David) because he's hot and funny... let's think about that...

[the-wonderously-strange]

My ever-growing collection of my three favorite characters from The Lego Movie! Kid Cole would be so proud. The funniest part is that I didn't even start off with the thought process of "I want to have a million of each!!" They just kinda... accumulate. Plus, it doesn't help that Emmet and Wyldstyle, being the main characters, are/were in nearly every set, haha, and I still have a bunch of sets I want!

[soup-lover39]

I finished.......... the ratio accidental baby acquisition fic at 26k+ words and seven chapters...................... im free..... i can rest peacefully..... is what i WOULD say if i didnt need to make a name for the fic and the chapters and ALSO design the NUMEROUS OCS i just so HAPPENED to create in the last like two chapters but its FINE its all ratio-centric and its my magnum opus (for the most part) so i can't want to post it on ao3 in........ idk before March ends !!!!!!!

[jxllypxp]

Catching perv! Schlatt w your panties and making him wear them since he seems to like them so much. He’d prob be a bit uncomfy but also kinda turned on bc of like the embarrassment.

“What’s the matter Jay? Thought you liked my panties?” And there’s a crazy flush on his face because he does he does so bad but they’re a little tight on him.

[oddbunny]

It's been a long, tiring, stressful week. And it's only Wednesday.

I really think Jack Russell draping himself over me like a weighted blanket would fix me. 😅

[pippinstook]

Marvel: Hey Keanu, would you like to be in one of our movies?

Keanu: Nah, Imma do TOY STORY!

Marvel: Mr. Reeves, could you pleeease be-

Keanu: Hmm, Spongebob sounds fun too!

Marvel: OH MY GOD PLEASE BE IN OUR MCU MOVIES WE’RE BEGGING YOU!!

Keanu, turning up the volume of his electric guitar: I’m sorry, whatcha say dude, I can’t hear ya.

[nexocreature]

NINJAGO FANDOM, I PRESENT TO YOU THE THREE SIBLINGS;

LLOYD

KAI

AND NYA

[writercole]

Cole’s Fortunate 500 Challenge

First and foremost, I want to thank all of you for hitting that follow button and being as kind and supportive as you’ve been. I wouldn’t be here without all of you. I was having THEEE shittiest day and then I got that 500th follower and I feel so much better. I know it’s dumb to take so much enjoyment from something like this but fite me, okay

Secondly, thank you to @cajunquandary​ and @thinkinghardhardlythinking​ for encouraging me to even start writing. Priest Kink? was my first fanfic ever and I was hella nervous to post it. But as all good friends do, these beautiful women hyped me up and kept me going. By the time I’d reached part 8 of Saints and Sinners, I’d gained a lot more confidence and a lot more followers. I finished my first series in March to much yelling and tears from many of you and I appreciate every single letter of it.

Special shoutouts go to @flamencodiva​, @that-one-gay-girl​, and @waywardbaby​ who didn’t know I was going to start writing and still hyped me the hell up. I love you three more than words can say!

Now, what would such a milestone be without a little challenge, right? But this one is going to be a little different than my last one (that I legit forgot about). All of these prompts have something to do with the number 5, whether it’s a song title, artist, quote, something. 

This time, however, I’m going to expand the fandoms included. This time you’ll have options of Supernatural, The Boys, Marvel Cinematic and Comic universe, Peaky Blinders, Sons of Anarchy, Mayans MC, Witcher, DC Comic, TV, and Cinematic universes, and RPF involving these fandoms.

Here’s the basics:

Send me an ask, message, or comment to join. Prompts are first come, first served.

As this is an 18+ blog, I do ask that all participants be 18+.

No minimum or maximum word count. You want to send me a 200 word drabble? Sweet. You want to write me a 12k word novel? I’m here for it. Just the fact that you’re participating and writing for my challenge is appreciated and I love it.

Please, please use a keep reading break if it’s over 500 words. 

Tag @wonder-cole​ in your AN and use the #colesfortunate500 tag in the first five.

Combine with whatever challenges you want. You might even bring something new to my attention.

No underage smut. 

I’ll reblog everything on @colereads​ and link all the posts in a master list when the challenge is done.

Due date is: 10/31/21. Halloween.

No. Fucking. Hating. On. Others. NO FUCKING FIGHTING. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

One person per prompt. I’ll add more if they all get snatched up.

Without any further delay, here are your prompt choices!

I’m gonna be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers

Mambo #5 - Lou Bega

Seasons of Love - Rent Cast

“You want five hundred dolla?!” 

“It’s five o’clock somewhere.” @flamencodiva​

“Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.”

“I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this.”

“We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen…”

“You wanna play it soft. We'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard. Let's play it hard.”

“I realize you that must be pretty mad at me, but I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause.”

“Okay... rope, tape, cable ties. You're the complete serial killer.”

“You want hearts and flowers? That's not something I know.”

“I’m hurting, baby. I’m broken down.”

“I just can't apologize, I hope you can understand.”

“When I had you to myself, I didn’t want you around.”

“I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door.”

“Tumbled out of bed and I stumbled to the kitchen.”

“I swear sometimes that man is out to get me.”

“They just use your mind and you never get the credit.”

“You used to call me baby now you’re calling me my name.”

“Remember the words you told me.”

“I’m no hero and I’m not made of stone.”

“I can smell your scent for miles.”

“What is it really that motivates you?”

“I’m gonna be the one that’s taking over.”

“I do what I can but I know I can’t take anymore.”

“I know you don’t believe in me but I do believe in you.”

“I don’t know why I’m still alive.”

“Some things are just meant to be.”

“I can’t go back. I’m in too deep.”