#colineedy

[stenopxlous]

I can see why Chip was pressed ngl

[stenopxlous]

yeah girl I literally don’t care, Colin DID NOT fw Chip Dove like… at all, probably ignored him in classes or whatever and just all around had a crush on Needy, built himself up to finally confess to her only to notice Chip was in the picture and ever since then he just holds this grudge about it and avoids Chip. Look me in my eyes and tell me the stairwell scene wasn’t Colin’s awkward and strange way of flexing in front of Chip to get Needy’s attention, he literally gave no fucks about Chip being there and blatantly ignored his presence and I admire him for that ( I’m sorry Chip I love you )

[stenopxlous]

rewriting Jennifer’s Body so Colin lives and he and Needy end up forming an alliance to try and exorcise Jennifer and free her from being a succubus and all that jazz while also having romantic tension in the background because you can’t convince me that both Chip AND Jennifer were jealous of Colin for no reason if there wasn’t something there, penny for your thoughts

[stenopxlous]

Curious question that I ask myself constantly whenever I watch Jennifer’s Body, but can someone explain to me why it was so heavily brought up that both Jennifer and Chip were jealous of Colin “inexplicably” and nobody batted an eye? Like “oh yeah that’s Colin from my writing class” and Chip got pressed. And again when Needy told Jennifer she thought Colin was cool and SUDDENLY he’s on the kill list when prior to Needy’s comment, Jennifer didn’t actually have Colin in mind in the first place. I mean Colin’s death was literally only a thing because Jennifer was jealous of him and saw him as a threat to her possessive behavior towards Needy. Or the fact Jennifer brings Colin up to Chip even after Colin is already dead because she can tell Chip was jealous of Colin, so she fuels the flames and is like “yeah they were intimate…” Like ??? There has to be some kind of reasoning because what kind of tension did those two have before Colin died?

[lenfantduvendredi]

This was written for Ally, submitted and posted to her blog, and now on FF.net.

[lenfantduvendredi]

This is already posted on my blog somewhere, but here.

[lenfantduvendredi]

I shouldn’t have gone.

It’s that simple, really.

I should’ve just stayed home, stood up Jennifer FUCKING Check.

Have you ever seen nightmares come alive? I have.

Had.

And then, I died.

Mostly.

You hear a lot when you’re undead, y’know. The EMTs said I looked like lasagna with teeth. They made my mother ID me. They actually made her ID me, missing chest cavity and all.

How do I know that?

I was awake. And I was starving.

Just like when you’re alive, you only get so far before you devour everything in sight. My case?

A pretty, blonde mortician, but only after she had grafted my chest closed. I was sluggish at best, but she still didn’t get too far. There’s nothing like the satisfying crunch of bone when you’re famished, as disgusting as that is.

The body they cried over?

Not mine.

I almost felt guilty throwing her in that casket, but I had to get out. There was no way I was going to be buried. I was whatever the fuck JFC was, but I wasn’t gonna go down easy.

No, I needed to make sure that Ne- Anita. I needed to make sure that Anita was okay.

Luckily, they had to clothe me to put me in the casket. Church clothes weren’t my first choice in threads, hadn’t been since seventh grade, but beggars can’t be choosers. Especially beggars that were technically dead.　

[lenfantduvendredi]

"You're staring again, Neat-O."

"Hm? Oh. I know, I just..."

"... Yeah?"

"Cols, you look sick. How long has it been since you last f-"

"No, Anita."

"Colin-"

"No means no."

"Colin, you need it!"

"I said-"

"I don't care what you said, I-"

"Anita, babe, don't-"

"Please. I'll pack while you're gone, we can leave in the morning, but please don't fight me on this."

"... Fine."

"Be safe."

"You know me, I'm always safe."