#fangasmic

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Which Walton would win in a fight: Cooper Howard (not the Ghoul, just Coop) or Boyd Crowder?

DON'T get me wrong. i think cooper can fight. but boyd?? once he got over his 'would this be masturbation or selfcest' conundrum, would fight so dirty, and ultimately, win.

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@fangasmicc replied to your post “NaNo starts in five minutes and I still have no idea what I’m going to...”

what about pirates, PBK? SWASHBUCKLING EPICS in your amazing pirate voice.

WHO DAT. Are we friends??? I am thinking about pirates so I’m all aquiver.

[dirtbagdefender]

Fandom: The collected works of Guillermo del Toro

my favorite female character: mako mori

my favorite male character: dr alan mcmichael

my favorite book/season/etc: GOD I HAVE TO CHOOSE?! UGHHHH. it's between my big three: hellboy, pac rim and crimson peak.

my favorite episode (if its a tv show): n/a

my favorite cast member: ron perlman or wesley snipes

my favorite ship: edith x alan

a character I’d die defending: thomas or lucille sharpe.

a character I just can’t sympathize with: fuck i can't think of any.

a character I grew to love: hmmmm probably john myers or liz.

my anti otp: i can't think of any?

[dirtbagdefender]

✨Derek Hale✨ 💙🖤🌻🌴🛤️

💙 What's a popular headcanon for them that you adore?

that he's a momma's boy!! that he loved being bullied by his sisters!! that he cared for the hale pack 2.0 as much as the hale pack 1.0!! THAT HE'S IN LOVE WITH STILES MOTHERFUCKING STILINSKI!!!

🖤 If they weren't from their source, what fandom universe do you think they would make the most sense in?

a low-stakes, high-situation hallmark-y romcom. we are talking fake dating. we are talking werewolves-are-known. we are talking we have to convince my parents and pack that we're dating. think the proposal with how to lose a guy in ten days with when harry met sally. give that man zero trauma outside of relationship heartbreak and only silly situations THANK YOU.

🌻 What song(s) do you associate with them?

OH HO. first off - groundhog day by neoni. trust by boy epic. dead moon by brick + morter. man is a wolf by whale and the wolf. in the shadows by amy stroup.

🌴 What's their family like? Did they come from a good home?

😭don't get me started on how good of a home the hale house was. don't get me started 'cause you know me, i'll start going into my own headcanons for how many hales lived there and start rearranging that damn hale pack into something that makes a lot more sense than whatever it was that jeffrey gave us.

🛤️ What's their least favorite place?

i mean, is it fair enough to say chained up to anything electrified?

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23. favourite piece of clothing?

i recently bought me some boxers made specifically for afab's, and LEMME TELL YOU i do not know why i wore uncomfy underwear for so long.

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me, immediately 404 error coding on this bc i couldn't think of any --

greedy - tate mcrae

gangsta's paradise - coolio, l.v.

guajira (i love u 2 much) - yerba buena

get low - lil jon & the east side boyz feat. ying yang twins

GASOLINA - DADDY YANKEE

and a big big big shoutout for gin and juice from snoop dogg. never fails to put a smile on my face.

[dirtbagdefender]

Walton-Fight Round 2: The Ghoul vs. Boyd

oh ghoul, 100%. boyd is a scrapper, but the ghoul has no qualms about fighting dirty.

[dirtbagdefender]

Your brand: ✨Dirtbags✨, dope gifs, and being a Goddamn delight.

what's my brand?

AAAA 😭 i love this so much, ally!!