#collage spell

[felix-needs-glasses]

🚨mitch mcconnell was last seen passed out in his office🚨

like to charge reblog to cast this collage spell so that johnathan the tortoise can absorb mitch mcconnell’s remaining life force!!

johnathan is a seychelles giant tortoise that was born in 1832 and he has been with his mate frederick since 1991. help johnathan live to 200!!!