alizardbeth

25 | they/them all the worms in my brain are slimey from sesame street.

[claracedar]

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[felix-needs-glasses]

IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE TO WATCH ARASHI GA OKA LET ME KNOW! i’d really like to watch it and i can’t find it anywhere

[fozmeadows]

Source

[felix-needs-glasses]

rest in piss lady g

[oil-eclipse]

Newly shared behind the scenes photos of David Lynch’s Eraserhead, taken by Catherine Coulson. Courtesty of logladyfilm via instagram.

[mxfortune-teller]

I got my gender queered at Claire’s

[felix-needs-glasses]

naomi and coco in the quarterfinals!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!

[felix-needs-glasses]

🚨mitch mcconnell was last seen passed out in his office🚨

like to charge reblog to cast this collage spell so that johnathan the tortoise can absorb mitch mcconnell’s remaining life force!!

johnathan is a seychelles giant tortoise that was born in 1832 and he has been with his mate frederick since 1991. help johnathan live to 200!!!

[felix-needs-glasses]

i love tennis but specifically women’s tennis. i do not care about the men unless they’re wearing mini shorts.

fingers crossed my girls osaka and gauff make it to the finals!!!!

[this-is-nonbinary-joy]

coming out to my friends and they accept me

[Image ID: silhouette of a person breaking chains around their wrists in front of a sunset /End ID]

this is nonbinary joy!

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[aureate-memories]

Dinner in America (2020) dir. Adam Carter Rehmeier

[felix-needs-glasses]

happy summer solstice and pride to the nonbinary icon Lord Summerisle

he’s even in the nonbinary flag colors !!

[boy-oneder]

Nowhere (1997) dir. Gregg Araki

[felix-needs-glasses]

i’ve been looking for a gif of that fuck ass bug for like 20 minutes!!!!

[pikslasrce]

[felix-needs-glasses]

watching nowhere (1997) by gregg araki and with names like dark, egg, and lucifer im deciding every single character is nonbinary

[retrodynamics]

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.