Batman's narration: [...] When the Green Lantern Corps asked me to join Guy Gardner on his latest assignment, I knew it was because they wanted someone around for clean-up should this hot head create another one of his famous messes. Needless to say, this mission involved a lot of cleaning [...].
Oberon: Sorry t'interrupt, fellas -- but Guy's gone looney again! We just got a report that he's out wreckin' some cartoonist's house! I think Bats had better --
Catherine: Let me apologize, Batman. Guy is not always the most... diplomatic person--
Batman: Catherine, I was keeping this "diplomat" in line long before you signed up with the League.
Blue Beetle: How did the League ever deal with those guys?
Booster Gold: How did our League deal with Guy Gardner?
Blue Beetle: With Batman.
Superman: I think I should advise you, Batman, that Metropolis has a law about keeping your dog on a leash. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve work to do.
Guy Gardner: Did ya hear that crack about dogs and leashes?! That was a shot at me, wasn’t it?! Why, I oughta…
Mr. Miracle: Guy-- wait! You can't just go off like that! We've got to tell the others what's -- y'know, when Batman's not around... he's just uncontrollable.
Tourist: Uhm, hello? Is this how this thing works?
Expendable: It's not immediate, you gotta wait a few for a reply. It's a conversation without talking.
John: Really? How does that work?
Expendable: You guys are so old... Let me handle this.
Expendable: deities (thank you, God and Guiding Light) decided it would be smart to let Sebastian let the three of us borrow a computer to attempt to contact outside personnel. So, hello to anyone reading. If you can read this, please don't fry this computer. It's the only one we're getting.
Info (will be using headcanons while rping) -
!!THIS ETT BLOG DOES NOT SUPPORT ZEAL, SIMON, OR SIMON'S GF!!
Tourist (he/they)
Dresses like he works in the 1980s (Suspenders, paper boy cap, rectangular glasses, keys hanging off his pants)
Middle child of the group
Sometimes has an accent and uses old slang
Tag(s): [🚪🌙], looking for the last door, preparing for a stay?
John (he/him) @john-grace-official
Wears priest's robes and a styled cross around his neck
Oldest of the group
Refuses to swear
Black head wings and back wings
Tag(s): [✝️👁], repenting for my sins, you'll be safe here
Expendable (any/all)
Wears Urbanshade's jumpsuit and oxygen tanks on their back
Youngest of the group
Swears like a sailor
Tag(s): [🐟💻], searching for the crystal, collecting data
Anons
🌟💜 anon
[Mod (K): I will come out for announcements / ooc moments :3 have fun with these fuckers] (Tag:[🟣🌺])
NO APOLOGIES NECESSARY. MY PRESENCE IS MADE TO BE DIFFICULT TO DETECT DUE TO MY ASSIGNMENT. I DID NOT DETECT YOUR PRESENCE, EITHER. YOU DON'T APPEAR TO BE LIKE ANY HUMAN I HAVE PREVIOUSLY ENCOUNTERED. MAY YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF?
Hey tumblr, I need to collect data for an assessment task in my geography class, and I would appreciate if you take a few minutes to complete this short survey! It's just some questions about food you grow at home and opinions about certain ingredients :)
Note: please ignore any weird sound effects or background music, my classmates likely added those as jokes