#colonel takeover

[blueheartedmayor]

Cue a baffled skeleton child. ".....Whaaat the..."

Cue an equally baffled man.

“And here was me thinking I wouldn’t meet a homeo sapio zombifus! You aren’t going to eat me, are you?” Forget that William had no foggy clue where he was right now, he was more concerned about a young skeleton eating him. Typical.

[blueheartedmayor]

@vimetxartem

“Hey Jay! I’m going to mess up Damien’s office! Do you want to help?”

[blueheartedmayor]

@icangiveyouanything - Continued from here

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Oh. My. God.

If William died of sheer happiness there and there, he totally would. Now that she was on the ground, it made it so much easier to pet the giant dog. William hopped up, rubbing his hands as far as he could.

“Who’s a good dog??”

[blueheartedmayor]

“... God, you’re all so boring. No wonder Damien likes it here. You mean to tell me no one is taking the chance to get some dirt on their dear Mayor?” William sighed, a tilt of his head making the hat wobble.

“Or has he told you about the time we graduated high school; where he got so drunk he climbed up a tree and got stuck in it?”

[blueheartedmayor]

@oglitches - Continued from here

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Now, William wasn’t the best at ‘people reading’, but there was definitely something wrong with this one. He might have to tell Damien about this.

“You... Uh... Wonderful?” He sounded upbeat, if not a tad confused. Then again, he never really understood robots.... Assuming that’s what this was. “So, uh - Delirium, was it? - what should you be... doing?” His voice raised a tad at the end of that sentence.

[blueheartedmayor]

Bully! So this is what the Mayor has been hiding!

This is the Colonel, coming to you from Damien's “Assistant's” laptop. I had noticed her around the last few weeks, and the pair were sharing a few laughs but keeping the jokes to themselves. But not any more! Today I am the one you can find here!

If there is anything you want to know about dear Damien, fire away and ask! I daresay we will get another chance, eh?  Life needs a bit of madness, so why not indulge??

[blueheartedmayor]

@phoenix-saria

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“Damien?” William poked his head into the office. This was where to find him.... But instead there was a woman in there already. William stared for a hard three seconds with an expression that was hard to read because of the moustache and hat. 

“... Damien, I know it’s April Fool’s Day but this is utterly ridiculous.”