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I hate that very adult notion of only hearing a story once.

Adults have like this obsession with time and how you send it, so naturally they become very confused when another adult wants to read/watch/listen to a story they’ve already seen. For adults it’s like “what you’re going to send your adult compartmentilized time on a story you already know? Why? What a waste! You could be doing mundane adult things! At least consume a new story so that you can at least say you used your time for useful leisure!” Like I can’t say I spent my day with my favorite movie on repeat because that’s childish. I mean I’m still going to do it but I can’t talk about it without seeming like I need some kind of psychological counsel. How bollocks is that?!

Children don’t give a rats ass on how many times they have and will consume the same story (in direct succession too). Time is irrelevant to children and if they really like a story only the heavens know how long it will be until another story replaces their current obsession. I hate that they are so unapologetic in asking for the story again. As a child I watched Snow White and the Seven Dawrves from dawn til dusk and that was back when video cassettes where a thing. I had to wait for the goddam thing to rewind before I was able to play it again, that’s how much I loved that story.

If on movie night I ask for When in Rome for the millionth time I get eye rolls. And I end up watching it myself, in the dark, so no one can bully me about it. So fuck that. Adults need to grow up and accept that as humans we crave the same story over and over until it’s part of our very essence.

If I have to reread the whole of Pride and Prejudice just so Mr. Darcy can say “You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.” then I will.

Oh yes, I will. Very unapologetically.

#stories #rambles #adults are dumb #comedy bits

CotIG characters as John Mulaney quotes.

I haven’t figured this out yet, but I’m going to give it some serious thought. If anyone else has actual ideas on this do share? That’s a legitimate ‘do share’ mind you, not an asshole ‘do share’ sort. We’ll see how his goes? Make of this what you will. Al, the Chronographing Cottager and Prince of Naming

#CotIG #John Mulaney #Comedy bits #Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica

Maya Rudolph and Fred Armisen Write a Jingle for Keanu Reeves

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#Keanu Reeves #comedy bits #Maya Rudolph #Fred Armisen

Unparalleled comedy bit: when a loved one is trying to explain what they are experiencing and they are grasping for words. You supply the absolutely perfect word that also roasts the shit out of them. And they're like, first of all how dare you. Also, so true bestie.

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My partner apparently can't even PRETEND to be jealous. (Or, more likely, is pretending he can't.)

We're in the stage of our relationship where we're working on "good" bits. I told him he was my favorite husband, leaving myself wide open for him to ask how many I have. He didn't go for that, but he *is* now accusing me of "canoodling" with the local home decor store.

#Relationship #humor #dad jokes #comedy bits #HIS favorite bit is 'replicator in the closet'#in which he secretly gets extras of a grocery item #then pretends to print a new one when we run out