COMEDY CONDO TREASURES
Who needs cable? Our video library has everything from crap to shit. Filed in order of testosterone. Not pictured: The Firm and K2: The Ultimate High. Or perhaps you're more of a reader...
All I have to say is, the book is nothing like the movie...
...60 pages in and still no arm wrestling. Just lots of "womanly heat." LMBO* What's the deal with erotic novels? Here is the deal with erotic novels:
I was a proofreader for an erotic novel publisher...we didn't have cubicles, we had stalls.
I read one to my girlfriend, and she got wet...'cos I spit when I talk.
What's that spot, you ask? Let's call it a bookmark.
Hey smug parents, my "kids" started reading at a reeeeally young age.
I skip over the boring pages so I can get to the money-sentence.
Does that Kindle come with a squeegie?
Best. Book club. Ever.
See you next year, Little Rock. Maybe. -md *Laughing my boner off