#communism jokes

[kaithewhatever]

[shit-archaeologists-say]

Classmate 1: He was expelled for smuggling in condoms and Marxist literature.

Classmate 2: Condoms are Marxist literature? Well, they do control the means of production.

[szechuanman-c137-blog]

I bet Karl Marx smiled in his grave.

[pog-mo-bhlog]

me, ill, in my bed, singing under my breath: ‘karl marx is one thicc bih....’

[wish-upon-a-tsar]

“The Bolsheviks were unable to capitalise on this” is the best thing that my History teacher has ever written.

[somethinginterestingithink]

So, I'm doing @randomlyexplainedopinions a solid and posting about the dumb joke that was made involving the dunk on the transphobic thing of "but what's in your pants".

REO: *being horny on main*

Me: *mumbles something about what's in the pants* ... Chaos...

REO: Yeah and communism is in my pants.

Me: So, chaos is in my pants and communism is in yours? Cool.

REO: It's not what's in MY pants, but what's in OUR pants, comrade! *starts singing the Soviet Union national anthem*

[wizard-alijah]

you quote the communist manifesto like 1 time and all of a sudden your mums "worried that you want to be a commie" and explaining how "communism has never worked, its very dangerous"., next thing you know she'll be mad that i dont support capitalism smfh