#communist louis

[pathetic-dreamy]

Liam: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Tommo?

Louis: …Not really.

Liam: Nothing?

Louis: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. They have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; it was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Zayn: Say something rebellious.

Louis: Uhh okay, I think the working class should uprise against the rich people.

Zayn: I said rebellious, not revolutionary.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Harry: I wrote you a poem.

Louis, already crying: You did?

[pathetic-dreamy]

hello! i just wanted to tell you the (tags) classifications of my quotes.

i’ve curated them throughout the years and thought it’d be cool for you guys to know all of them:

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: I love you, king.

Louis: Are you suggesting I would ever willingly participate in a monarchy?

Niall:

Niall: I love you... comrade?

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis, normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps people poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Louis playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor, now give me your money, loser.