#ot5?

[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul: Where’s Louis?

Harry: Doing stuff.

Paul: And Zayn?

Harry: Helping out with the stuff.

Paul: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Liam?

Harry: Trying to stop Louis from doing the stuff.

Paul: And Niall?

Harry: Trying to stop Liam from stopping Louis from doing the stuff.

Paul: I see. And what are you doing here, Harry?

Harry: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Niall from stopping Liam from stopping Louis from doing the stuff.

[imgoingtoeatyourknees]

Ronan: from now on we'll be using code names

Ronan: you can call me "Eagle 1"

Ronan: Gansey, you're "Been There Done That"

Gansey: *opens his mouth to say something; decides against it"

Ronan: Adam, you're "Currently Doing That"

Adam: *high fives Ronan with a completely blank expression*

Ronan: Noah, you're "It Happened Once In a Dream"

Noah: What

Ronan: Blue, you're "If I Had To Pick A Girl"

Blue: *finger guns*

Ronan: and Henry... you're "Eagle 2"

Henry: *offended noises*

[pathetic-dreamy]

Paul: I love my job but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, and a single moment undisturbed by the sound of five annoying boys having fart contests.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Zayn, to the band: I'm not very exciting, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm from Bradford and I didn't know I could sing. The wildest thing I ever did was...leave Bradford when I found out I could sing.

[pathetic-dreamy]

*boot camp*

Camp guide: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit, what would you be and why?

Niall: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

The band:

Niall:

Camp guide: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: Paul, we have a problem.

Paul: No, YOU have a problem. I have 5 teens who keep making them. I'm taking the day off.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry, to the rest: Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Payno is busy, I guess it's up to me.