See Ilya’s crazy is usually pretty sex, drugs, and EDM. I’m not saying he hasn’t been on some adventures but I feel like we can usually guess the tone and brevity of the events.
Shane however. I honestly have no fucking clue. You could tell me the guy had intense arsonist tendencies that he’s been secretly channeling into hockey, campfires, and that one time with a Molotov cocktail. Dude could’ve fully gotten kidnapped by a serial killer, lived out a horror movie and then went. “Oh well time to go back to preseason training.”
He’s just repressing so much at any given moment I feel like you could drop a metaphorical or literal bomb on him and he’d disarm throw it into an old drawer and go about his day until Ilya discovers it and Shane goes.
“Oh yeah my stalker sent me a bomb. Luckily I knew how to disarm it because it was really obvious. I meant to dispose of it but playoffs were coming up so I forgot.”
