#competitive eating

[blondebrainpowered]

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[sahnejungsliebhaber]

Ich hatte erst Sorge, als ich erfuhr, dass man an meiner neuen Schule verpflichtet ist einem Sportclub beizutreten. Aber dann konnte ich der Wettessermannschaft beitreten. Sowas gibt es nämlich auch.

I was worried at first when I found out that I had to join a sports club at my new school. But then I was able to join the competitive eating team. There is such a team at the school.

[hq-erotic-hypnosis]

Good Feedback on Green Noise

"Wow. That knocked me on my ass!"

- A Listener

I've been getting a lot of good feedback on the green noise (which goes into full swing around the 11 minute mark on my latest release). This seems like a good time to remind everyone to NOT operate a motor vehicle while listening and to make sure they have nothing to do but sit back and enjoy.

[rogermontelise]

Handsome pear-shaped fat boy wins pizza eating contest! This pic doesn’t do justice to his hot wide hips thighs, and ass.

[sparkling-berry]

NEW FOLLOWER????? A rock eater.....we have to have a rock eating competition. NO drink. ALL rock. Sand? CHEATING! dirt? CHEATING! We're going all out boulder style bring your own toothpick

[kaldurcalms]

Accidentally stumbled into competitive eating tiktok.

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

For silly prompts; how about Ax entering an eating contest and the rest of them being like "oh god this is going to go badly".

Hmmmm. I would venture that Ax's success or failure at an eating contest all depends on the type of food.

For example, #8 implies that his tolerance for spice is off the charts. Michelle warns "Jake" three times that Walter's chili is so spicy it's liable to kill any white boy who tries to eat it, but Ax-in-Jake-morph successfully eats multiple bowls and is about to try licking the pot when Cassie intervenes. Ax mentions his morph getting "flushed" and "tingling," but also eats more of the habanero-infused Chili of Doom than anyone else at the table.

Throw in the fact that Ax actually enjoys eating cigarette butts and motor oil (#9), not to mention "the delicious tangy beverage known as vinegar" (#8), and I feel like he could clean up at a spicy-food or gross-food eating contest. Heck, let him morph Jake and enter a contest around the "intense delight" of eating habaneros, and he'll probably enjoy himself more than anyone else there, even if his morph has no intestinal lining left by the time he's done.

However, I also think Ax wouldn't do well at a traditional "eat as much pie as you can in 30 minutes" style of contest. Assuming at least one competitive eater joins as well, then a kid who's "unimpressive" and "average size" (#33) doesn't stand a chance. He's not wicked fast — just faster than people who use forks and knives — and he's not physically suited to getting overfull. Plus, he likes the taste of food too much to disrespect it by swallowing it whole.

[electronicsquid]

Watermelon festival

(Joseph Scherschel. 1960)