#completed response

[furrycrimeboys]

How are Techno and Phil?

Wilboar: Techno? He’s doing great. I heard he just won his first Potato War!

Wilboar: And Dad?

Wilboar: I left home to make him proud... I haven’t seen him in a while.

[furrycrimeboys]

who is more clingy >:)

RaccoonInnit: Wilbur.

Wilboar: Tommy.

Wilboar: ...Tommy, you are literally wearing one of my sweaters!

RaccoonInnit: It’s soft!!

[furrycrimeboys]

i've heard raccoons can be trapped by placing something shiny in a hole that they can get their hand in, but once they've grabbed the shiny thing, they can't pull their hand out of, and that they'll just refuse to let go of the shiny thing and remain stuck. does this trick work on tommy?

Wilboar: I made the mistake of putting a golden apple in a jar once. Never again.

[furrycrimeboys]

Is Tommy nocturnal, I mean he doesn’t have to be since tenchically he’s like part human or something. I mean if he is nocturnal then you’re missing out on a opportunity to make him just have rlly bad insomnia

Cough cough New head canon that raccooninnit has insomnia

Wilboar: Bold of you to assume that Tommy sleeps ever.

[furrycrimeboys]

Hello! Tommy have you met Philza and Techno? And if so what do you think of them?

RaccoonInnit: Well, I know the legends about them. That’s it, really.

RaccoonInnit: Philza’s that legendary adventurer. Technoblade’s the Champion of Hypixel. It’d be sick if I could meet them, but the Dream SMP isn’t exactly high profile enough for that shit (yet).

RaccoonInnit: I think Wilbur knows them somehow. He’s a right secretive prick though sometimes, it’s like I don’t really know anything about him.

[furrycrimeboys]

are you boys brothers? if so, do you have any parents?

Wilboar: Tommy doesn’t have parents, so I decided that he’s my brother.

RaccoonInnit: I am my OWN MAN!!

[furrycrimeboys]

Techno twin?

Wilboar: Well, we’re not biological twins, but we basically grew up together as if we were.

Wilboar: I liked to braid Techno’s hair. I always wanted to grow mine out like his.

[furrycrimeboys]

Wilbur, what do you mean, you left home to make Phil proud?

Philza (past): You have a light in you, Wilbur. Go out there and make something good, for your old man.

Wilboar (present): Well, it’s a bit embarrassing, isn’t it? I don’t really wanna talk about it. I just want to make him proud. It’s the least I can do.