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Put a stubborn boar in the same room as an immature raccoon, and what do you get? Well - I’m not quite sure yet. Why don’t you help find out?

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This is an askblog set in the pre-canon of the Dream SMP universe, and it is entirely 100% based on user input. Send an ask, and it will recieve an in-character reply. Give it a try, maybe? :)

#promo post #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #dream smp #dsmp #ask blog #mcyt #mcytblr

who is more clingy >:)

RaccoonInnit: Wilbur.

Wilboar: Tommy.

Wilboar: ...Tommy, you are literally wearing one of my sweaters!

RaccoonInnit: It’s soft!!

#wilbur soot #tommyinnit #wilboar #raccooninnit #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #anonymous

Hello! Tommy have you met Philza and Techno? And if so what do you think of them?

RaccoonInnit: Well, I know the legends about them. That’s it, really.

RaccoonInnit: Philza’s that legendary adventurer. Technoblade’s the Champion of Hypixel. It’d be sick if I could meet them, but the Dream SMP isn’t exactly high profile enough for that shit (yet).

RaccoonInnit: I think Wilbur knows them somehow. He’s a right secretive prick though sometimes, it’s like I don’t really know anything about him.

#tommyinnit #wilbur soot #RaccoonInnit #Wilboar #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #anonymous

Wilboar! Tell us about Sally please! And/Or Fundy if he was already born at this time.

Wilboar: ...Who’s Sally? Am I supposed to know them?

#I’m the author and I get to retcon whatever I want now!#wilbur soot #wilboar #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #dutchsonjaa

Is Tommy nocturnal, I mean he doesn’t have to be since tenchically he’s like part human or something. I mean if he is nocturnal then you’re missing out on a opportunity to make him just have rlly bad insomnia

Cough cough New head canon that raccooninnit has insomnia

Wilboar: Bold of you to assume that Tommy sleeps ever.

#wilbur soot #tommyinnit #wilboar #raccooninnit #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #anonymous

Hey Tommy do you steal Wil’s stuff often?

RaccoonInnit: Don’t tell him, but I steal Wilbur’s sweaters all the time. They’re really soft LOL

#tommyinnit #raccooninnit #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #astronomical-bagel

How do you both feel about Dream? And what's your human forms look like?(to the one who runs the blog, U assume they look a bit different from DreamSMP canon) also, Wilbur, do you have a son named Fundy? (To blog runner, I'm calling the one who runs the blog that now, *AGGRESSIVE HINTING*)

(One question per ask please LOL, or I’ll just do the first one in the list!)

Wilboar: I don’t know much about Dream to be honest. He seems a bit nice, if a bit over the top with his rules.

Wilboar: If he tries to prosecute me I’ll just start a rebellion or something dramatic like that LMAO

RaccoonInnit: He keeps fuckin’ side eyeing my discs with that smiley face of his. I think Dream’s just a bit sus.

#wilbur soot #tommyinnit #dreamwastaken #wilboar #raccooninnit #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #lynnarts

Wilbur, what do you mean, you left home to make Phil proud?

Philza (past): You have a light in you, Wilbur. Go out there and make something good, for your old man.

Wilboar (present): Well, it’s a bit embarrassing, isn’t it? I don’t really wanna talk about it. I just want to make him proud. It’s the least I can do.

#wilbur soot #philza #ph1lza #wilboar #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #bullet-tothefeels

Techno twin?

Wilboar: Well, we’re not biological twins, but we basically grew up together as if we were.

Wilboar: I liked to braid Techno’s hair. I always wanted to grow mine out like his.

#wilbur soot #technoblade #wilboar #dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #mcytblr #completed response #anonymous

i've heard raccoons can be trapped by placing something shiny in a hole that they can get their hand in, but once they've grabbed the shiny thing, they can't pull their hand out of, and that they'll just refuse to let go of the shiny thing and remain stuck. does this trick work on tommy?