Day 255
I have not been actively posting memorabilia as for the fact that Homer's greatness and euphoria should not be compromised by interaction with people nor electronic mediums. With this newfound solitude, I feel as though my enlightenment has been increased tenfold, and I hope that I too shall become a great philosopher and poet such as Homer, as my intellect is matched by few :-^). It is with much sadness that I must break this solitude, for The Quick Stop, the institution of which I provide labor for requests my assistance in return for monetary gain :-^).
I have received all of my grades back from Coker now, and I have succeeded in gaining high marks in all of my courses that were graced by my wit and elegance, for they, in turn, graced me with pure euphoria and excellency. :-^). I feel as though this release of information shall greatly enhance my probability of gaining entrance to the University of Waterloo :-^).